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			<title><![CDATA[39-Year-Old Lucy Is The World's Oldest Cat]]></title>
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				A Welsh family believes their cat Lucy has set a new record by reaching her <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344271/Can-Lucy-39-really-oldest-cat-world.html">39th birthday</a>. Her exact age isn't verified, but her owner says people "verify seeing her in the fish and chip shop in the early seventies."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5730611/39+year+old-lucy-is-the-worlds-oldest-cat" title="Click here to read more about 39-Year-Old Lucy Is The World's Oldest Cat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Jan 2011 13:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adorable Fainting Kittens Are Adorable (Updated)]]></title>
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				In this video, kittens Charlie and Spike both become momentarily paralyzed as they play due to myotonia congenita or "fainting goat" syndrome. The condition is extremely unusual in cats and prevents them from running or jumping, but otherwise they're normal.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5674909/adorable-fainting-kittens-are-adorable" title="Click here to read more about Adorable Fainting Kittens Are Adorable (Updated)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:26:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Video:  Man Rescues Cat Stuck In Window]]></title>
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				In this video from Bucharest, Romania, a cat tries to get free after getting <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6565291n">caught in a window</a>. Eventually a man helps it down, which is a much better idea than "film the cat struggling." Click to watch. [<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6565291n">CBS News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5560177/video--man-rescues-cat-stuck-in-window" title="Click here to read more about Video:  Man Rescues Cat Stuck In Window">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping]]></title>
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				A recent study (sponsored by Purina, ahem) put cameras on housecats and found that they only sleep 6% of the day, the same amount of time they spend "looking at television, computers, DVDs or other media."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5419210/cats-spend-as-much-time-watching-tv--surfing-the-web-as-sleeping/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lindsay Robertson]]></dc:creator>
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				After Socks, the Clintons' cat, died in February his ashes were spread in the flower garden of the Arkansas governor's mansion. A memorial plaque <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/04/us/04brfs-CATSASHESSPR_BRF.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">now hangs</a> outside the mansion and his urn is at the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/clinton-presidential-library/">Clinton Presidential Library</a>. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/04/us/04brfs-CATSASHESSPR_BRF.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">NY Times</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5308380/puss-n-socks" title="Click here to read more about Puss 'N Socks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Scientists have discovered that people with Rh negative blood who contract <em>Toxoplasma</em>, an incurable parasite found in cat feces, have <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227115.000-parasite-may-increase-your-odds-of-an-auto-accident.html">significantly decreased reactions times while driving</a> and are 2.5 times more likely to get into car accidents. [<a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227115.000-parasite-may-increase-your-odds-of-an-auto-accident.html">New Scientist</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5284973/bad-kitty" title="Click here to read more about Bad Kitty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A plucky 8-year-old from Jacksonville, Florida is <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/30/8-year-old_defends_cat_to_mayor/UPI-59241230672622/">petitioning her mayor</a> to let her neighbors keep their cat. The neighbors' cat was taken away after they refused to keep the cat on a leash. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/30/8-year-old_defends_cat_to_mayor/UPI-59241230672622/">UPI</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5121390/guardian-angels" title="Click here to read more about Guardian Angels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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