• Britney's new single drops next week!

[Los Angeles, December 5. Image via WENN.]

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

• Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."

[New York, March 27. Image via WENN.]

[Los Angeles, CA. March 20. Image via INF.]

[Los Angeles, CA, December 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Oprah Winfrey has been selected as this year's "Person of the Year" by PETA, for using her various media outlets to give "powerful voice to defend those without one." Maybe next year, Lindsay! [People]

• Jessica Alba popped! It's a girl. New daddy Cash Warren says, "She's beautiful." [Us]
• Brokeback Mountain: The opera. Coming soon! Or actually, spring 2013. But that's only 5 years away! [Reuters]
• There are rumors flying around that Miley Cyrus has a 22-year-old boyfriend, but take 'em with a grain of salt. [A Socialite's Life]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were seen at a tattoo studio in Hollywood over the weekend. Don't you kind of wish they would each get half a heart that is only complete when they are together? Or is that just me? [ET]
• Does Paul Newman have lung cancer??? [Daily Express]
• L.A. baby boutique Petit Trésor is always drumming up publicity for itself and claiming to outfit celebrity nurseries; today the store says the Jolie-Pitts have purchased organza bassinets ($800), Versailles-style cribs ($3,200) with matching changing tables ($2,800), armoires ($4,500) and silk gliders. They even installed two pink crystal chandeliers for the girls at a cost of $899 each. This is the same store Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sent a cease and desist letter to, saying "Petit Trésor is trying to get publicity for themselves by telling the press that celebrities are shopping in their store when they're not." So keep that in mind. [Rush & Molloy]

• Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are divorcing. Which is heartbreaking. We just don't want to think of Princess Buttercup feeling sad. [People]

• Jessica Alba is pregnant! The father is boyfriend Cash Warren. Congrats? It's kind of worrying that they're on-again-off-again, sigh. Good luck, kids. [People]