Cara Delevingne, Our Great Mediator, Will Force Taylor and Miley to be Friends Again

Cause baby, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have bad blood. But you know what else, baby? Cara Delevingne, the Great Mediator, would prefer them to have mad love. Delevingne, who’s good friends with both Cyrus and Swift, “hates when people don’t get along,” and is trying to get them on good terms again…baby.

“If they won’t talk she’s threatening to trick them into hanging out,” our source continued to say. “She wants them to be friends and get over all the drama. And she might get her way, she’s very convincing.”

Picture it. Delevingne at dinner with other friends somewhere in London. One of them asks, “So what’s the deal with Miley and Taylor?” Cara sighs and sets down her fork. “Or do you not want to talk about it? I’m sorry, I know it’s a crap situation. I shouldn’t have brought it up.”

“No no, it’s fine,” Cara says. “It’s just, sort of…you know I love them both—or, I dunno, like them both a lot…or, most of the time—but they’re so dreadfully boring. To be honest, I want them to be friends again because I’m sick of nearly falling asleep each time one of them calls me about it. Guess how long my last call with Taylor was.” Her friends say nothing. “Guess.”

“An hour?”

“Six.”

[The Hollywood Life]

Speaking of Miley, she spoke with Marie Claire about the long-term effects the role of Hannah Montana has had on her life. Surprise! She got the worst of that particular world. “I was made to look like someone that I wasn’t, which probably caused some body dysmorphia because I had been made pretty every day for so long, and then when I wasn’t on that show, it was like, ‘Who the f— am I?’”

The Disney Channel is a scary place.

[Billboard]

Kylie Jenner is “desperate” for her family to forgive Tyga over that whole ‘sending a porn star naked photos of himself’ thing. All the Jenner-Kardashians allegedly hate Tyga, and that scandal in particular was tough for them to ignore. A source says “The whole family is desperate for her to ditch this guy…but she’s just too naïve to see through his lies.”

[Radar Online]

Mischa Barton is partying again. [Radar Online]
Zayn Malik can’t believe people hate Minions. [ONTD]
DIVAS: ABC – Starring David Muir and George Stephanopoulos. [Page Six]
FKA Twigs was overheard “sweetly berating” Robert Pattinson over FaceTime. [Page Six]
Jenna Bush Hager named her daughter Poppy, which is cute and weird. [People]
Orlando Bloom was invited to Jennifer Aniston’s wedding. Is he better friends with Jen or Justin? Probably Justin, right? Or maybe he’s friends with both of them? Why is this so weird to me? [Us Weekly]
Meanwhile, I wasn’t invited to Chipotle with Khloe Kardashian and James Harden. What gives, Khloe? [TMZ]