Livenation just dropped a couple promos for Miley Cyrus' upcoming BANGERZ tour, and it could be considered a case study in 1) the mechanics of ass-first human movement, 2) the effects of continued not giving "AF" and cherry-picking hip-hop tokens like Mario after a Super Star power-up and, 3) my tolerance for shitty (and yet magically well-produced) preloaded Casio beatz.

Fascinatingly enough, that tolerance lasts for about 30 seconds.

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