Cameron Diaz is currently doing the talk show circuit to promote her new movie The Other Woman, but using her airtime to promote a few more personal topics — cheating (related to the film, I guess) and pubes.

Neither topic is exactly new to her, but there is something particularly — erm — energetic about watching her discuss bush live on The Graham Norton Show alongside Kylie Minogue, Russell Crowe and (swooooon) Richard Ayoade.

Cameron's take? Do whatever you want with your own pubic hair, but don't make any permanent decisions because styles and preferences change over time. It's not bad advice, actually, although, I still prefer to live my pube life by the immortal words of the Isley Brothers: "It's your thing. Do what you wanna do."

The pube discussion starts around the 4:10 mark. At 7:45, Diaz touches my pretend husband Richard, offends me to my core and loses me as a fan forever. OFF TO BURN OFF MY BUSH IN RETRIBUTION, CAM.