This happens in the movie ‘Tommy Boy’

This is a story in three acts.

Act I.

After seeing photos of Taylor Swift meeting Tom Hiddleston’s mother in England, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles found himself “bewildered and astonished” because Swift never went to Scotland to meet his family. (Side note, isn’t that a Nathan Lane line from The Birdcage when he’s asked to talk about sports?)

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Writes TMZ:

Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ ... Calvin wanted Taylor to meet his parents, who live in the U.K., but Taylor always told him it was too far away.

Act II.

Wiles is approached by the paparazzi while leaving the gym on Monday afternoon. He backs puts his Range Rover in reverse without closing one of the rear doors, and this happens:

Act III.

Fade to black.


China has banned Lady Gaga because she met with the Dalai Lama to “discuss yoga.” I’d say “Same,” but that joke is tired and no longer funny. Oh, who are we kidding. It’s still golden. Same! Same. I, too, have been banned from China because I met with the Dalai Lama to discuss yoga.

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Writes The Guardian:

Following Lady Gaga’s meeting, the Communist party’s mysterious propaganda department issued “an important instruction” banning her entire repertoire from mainland China, Hong Kong’s pro-democracy newspaper Apple Daily reported on Monday.

[The Guardian]


This is a couple days old, but I just remembered screengrabbing it and had to share with all of you.


  • Alexander Skarsgard wanted to wear a loin cloth as Tarzan, was denied. [People]
  • I was not invited to Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party. [Us Weekly]
  • I, uh, forgot Kevin Jonas already had ​one baby. [THL]
  • Prince Harry buys discounted frozen meals. [Celebitchy]
  • No offense, but Lance...................it’s the music. [Page Six]

Images via screengrab/TMZ.