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For a good portion of 2011, Northern Virginia was paralyzed in fear of a man who had made a habit of sneaking up behind unsuspecting shoppers in area malls and slashing their posteriors with box cutters and razors. His shenanigans continued unabated for months, until authorities identified the man as Johnny Guillen Pimentel and the slicing stopped. Now, officials fear their suspect may have fled to Peru. More »
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Republican Wisconsin Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner was overheard yapping disparagingly about the size of the First Lady's backside, claiming that if Michelle Obama actually practiced what she preached regarding fitness and nutrition, her butt would be smaller. He's since apologized, but regardless of whether or not the notoriously dickish politician is actually sorry, can we at least agree that wasting time and energy discussing the ass size of people who are not directly in the ass slinging business is, well, assy? More »
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"It's not about the size, it's about the perk factor," advised an editor at Lucky Magazine to Good Morning America as the morning news show attempted to wrap their head around fashion's latest "craze": Pippa Middleton-inspired butt pads. More »
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More maimed patients have come forward to corroborate an accusation that a transsexual woman posing as a doctor has been going around injecting toxic chemicals into people's posteriors. More »
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A Chapstick ad featuring a woman's butt made some people unhappy. But when they followed Chapstick's instructions to "be heard" on Facebook, they found their comments deleted. More »
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If you could have any celebrity ass in the world just by going under the knife, would you? What if we told you that after a quick, two-hour procedure Pippa Middleton's coveted behind could be yours? Yeah, I wouldn't do it either, but apparently there are plenty of women who would, and have. More »
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This just in: It's National Booty Awareness Month! In honor of the month, watch a man named "Dr. Booty" direct Alexis Bellino of The Real Housewives Of O.C. and some kind of sexy nurse through a series of squats while comparing our butt cheeks to ballons — all the while Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" plays in the background. Thank God for local news. More »
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Hell with hemlines — the new barometer of trends is now the ass. And this season, the It Butt belongs to Pippa Middleton. More »
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Famed music producer Jimmy Iovine has partnered with famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco to create a new coffee table book called Culo. And what will this new venture by the chairman of the Interscope-Geffen-A&M music label and a world renowned photographer be about? Exactly what it says: butts. More »
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Finally, a solution for those of us with pesky lovers who like to fall asleep on our asses!* Introducing the Booty Pillow, which is "meant to look like and replicate the feel of laying on a woman's backside and the small of her back." Featuring products with names like "The AmsterDAAMN," for a small sum of $29.99 you can purchase a product that promises to "put a smile on your cheeks." More »
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Whether it appears on a movie screen, in a magazine, or on a porn site, the naked female body is almost always meant to be titillating. So how come naked dudes are so often meant to be funny? More »
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After a woman's death from butt implant surgery gone awry, public attention has turned on the drive for a bigger butt, and the extreme measures (illegal injections, chicken-fattening pills) women use to get it. More »
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Last night's episode marked the second week in a row in which a subplot centered around (literal) assholes. This time, it was Ronnie's, as he experienced the horror of rectal bleeding. More »
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On last night's episode of Jersey Shore, a rumor was circulating in the barber shop about Deena: She likes to toss salads. While MTV willingly showcases violence on the show, the words "tongue," "lick," and even "butt" were bleeped out. More »
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In Dar Es Salaam, Tanzania, students have helped create a new kind of sex ed: murals that warn of the dangers of unprotected sex, pervy teachers, and "big mamas." More »
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160,000 women serve in the U.S. army, but it's taken until now for them to get a uniform design that's designed to fit their bodies — one that acknowledges the existence of breasts and hips, and adds elastic waistbands. More »
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The folks at Old Navy swear that they've got the perfect jeans for your body shape. Hence: The "Booty Reader." Like the love child of Miss Cleo and Sir Mix-A-Lot, she likes big butts and she cannot lie. More »
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The cleavage in this photo isn't what you'd think. It's part of a book project, by artist Bethany Fancher, in which she photographs male butt-cracks to look like breasts. But our question is: what's up with those hands? [Daily Dish] More »
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Venus Williams' recent French Open display of her assets (and by that I also mean her clothing line and her masterful tennis prowess), has upset a few people who feel that the wardrobe choice was risqué and inappropriate. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Snooki is back on our TV sets, an evil cat tries to murder its owner, and more on scientific fart protection. More »
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Model Amber Rose has her own photo spread in the October issue of Elle magazine, but unlike some of the other celebrity types inside, Kanye's ladyfriend didn't exactly get the "high fashion" treatment. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. This week, it's an all gay edition. More »
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On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Bruce needed a colonoscopy. It probably marked the first time that another family member got as much butt camera time as Kim. More »
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Mirela Gradinaru, 37, would not tell doctors how the hairspray got into her rectum, which, apparently had a lot of hold (no word on shine, though). Surgery was required to remove the object. [The Sun] More »
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• ...Just like Lance Armstrong, Hitler, Arnold Schwarzenegger and the other dudes with a single testicle.
• But as far as we know, those dudes have bellybuttons, unlike Karolina Kurkova, the no-navel icon.
• She may have a navel, but Lori Drew has no soul.
• Michelle Obama has a soul and, according to an obsessed Salon scribe, a big butt.

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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Trig to my Piper, helps me answer questions about nipple hair, vasectomies, and heartache. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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E! aired "never before seen" footage for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip show called "Junk in the Trunk." Actually, over the past year, while watching the two seasons of the family's reality show, I've really grown to kinda love them. Their irreverence, constant jokes, and wrestling matches between women dressed to the nines in full makeup is pretty similar to the dynamics of my family. (Except my parents have never been divorced, don't have kids from other marriages, and I'd never buy my mom a stripper pole or say the F-word in front of her. Oh, and my sister and I don't make sex tapes with our boyfriends.) This clip show only endeared them more to me. Clip above. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like lactating, cream pies, and male virgins. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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Kim Kardashian just made her famous ass a little more famous after she let cameras film her cellulite-reducing treatment. Kim was getting her backside camera-ready for an anniversary present — a sexy calendar — she was giving to her boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush. This is probably the sexiest cosmetic treatment we've ever seen [What about your colonic, Tracie? -Ed.], and Kim actually said that it was "hot" because it felt like someone was sucking on her thighs and ass. Clip above. More »
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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the girls' high-end clothing store Dash was vandalized during store hours by some crazy who tore up the clothing, threw a soft drink, and destroyed a mannequin. As a preventative measure, the sisters and their employees took a self-defense class, and somehow managed to make the methods they were taught sort of sexual. Then, when they got home, they demonstrated said sexual methods on stepdad Bruce Jener and things got a little...weird. Clip above. More »
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The other day we were informed about a young man who didn't lose his virginity until he was in his 20s and created a website on which he writes really obvious — but also valuable — relationship and sex advice for guys who are inexperienced with women. I even learned something from his post about basic stuff no one ever told him about sex! ("If the girl gets too wet during sex it can reduce the friction to the point where you don't really feel anything." I had no idea!) Anyway, inspired by his work, I decided to write a primer for female virgins. Because although women usually learn the basics through friends (or magazines like Cosmo), there are still aspects of sex that we're forced to learn the hard way. After the jump, the five things about sex most other women are too prudish or ashamed to share. More »
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Above is clip from a Tennessee news channel which ran a report on a woman whose butt-implant surgery yielded less-than-desirable results. It's not clear what exactly went wrong with her new ass, or why she feels the need to keep squishing it upward, because the newscasters are laughing and exclaiming, "Wow!" so much that they don't completely relay the story. After the jump, some analysis. More »
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