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- Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."
- Maybe they should have bought condoms first, like the Golden Girls did. That Zbornak is always prepared!
- Another old broad, Jane Fonda, said cunt on the Today show.
- We pondered polyamory, which seems like something Jane would have been into in the 70s.
- Mariah Carey = Hello Kitty + Einstein. Think about it.
- Our favorite animated bleeding heart, Lisa Simpson, choo-choo-chooses Ralph Wiggum.
- Also involving choo-choos: the Darjeeling Limited-esque Free People catalog.
- Obama's campaign is like a runaway train! Hop on it!
- The Witch of Blackbird Pond inspired fantasies of dripping breeches.
- Butterfish gives a whole new meaning to dripping breeches.
- So watch out for anal leakage, get your rocks off, and watch some Cosby reruns. It's Friday!
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