<![CDATA[Jezebel: Bush Twins]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Bush Twins]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/bush twins http://jezebel.com/tag/bush twins <![CDATA[Former First Daughters In Royal Company]]> [New York, October 21: President and CEO of the U.S. fund for UNICEF Caryl Stern and former first daughters Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Bush attend the 1st Annual Unicef Masquerade Ball at The Angel Orensanz Foundation. Image via Getty.] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5670681&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Fucking Republicans: As Bad As You Think]]> Confession. We never really had a problem before with the idea of Republicans getting laid, because we wouldn't be here if Republicans didn't get laid, and we definitely wouldn't be dirty Marxists if Republicans didn't get laid, and it's also not like WE have to be the ones to do it. But a story in today's Washington City Paper about the online community Late Night Shots, which is like the internet version of all the gross Georgetown bars where the Bush twins hang out, is making us reevaluate the universal right to bone, starting with the very first paragraph.
The three guys sitting at the bar at Town Hall in Georgetown swear it's a true story: A friend of theirs called a buddy in the middle of a sexual conquest, placing his cell phone out of view. When the voice mail picked up, it recorded him asking his lady, "You like that Republican cock?"
Sekkksy! Genuine racism masquerading as ironic racism, people who don't understand how women larger than a size 4 have sex with the lights on, and some rather uh Hobbesean pick-up attempts after the jump. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=277742&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Oh, To Be Simultaneously Fancied By Zach Braff And Adam Levine!]]>
  • Adam Levine and Zach Braff are probably two of the most intriguing men of our age. One is the frontman for Maroon 5, which some record company executive once told us was basically our generation's heir to The Police, while the other gave us the not-at-all masturbatory Garden State, and a few weeks ago asked had his friend ask our friend, after palming her ass at a party, if she swallowed. We cannot imagine what it would be like to be Ivanka Trump at the precise moment at which both of these young bachelors — let's coin the phrase "emosogynists" here, why don't we? — were courting her. [Rush & Molloy]
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