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				Summer's basically over, which means Christmas is right around the corner. That is, according to the folks at Bronner's: This catalog arrived in the mail right before the Labor Day weekend.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5631975/39-crazy-christmas-ornaments-to-make-you-fear-the-season/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 39 Crazy Christmas Ornaments To Make You Dread The Season">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:58:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!]]></title>
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				Aretha's hat. As a Christmas ornament. To be sold, of course, by <a href="http://jezebel.com/5050583/9-really-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners">our</a> <a href="http://jezebel.com/5082292/9-more-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners">favorite</a>, Bronner's. [<a href="http://www.wxyz.com/news/story/PICS-Arethas-Hat-Makes-Ornament-Debut/Q2goo24IMEmsjxpZPzFQJA.cspx">ABC Action News Detroit</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5250891/order-now-for-a-christmas-full-of-respect" title="Click here to read more about Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 May 2009 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The economy may be in the crapper, but Christmas is <em>not</em> cancelled. And maybe celebrating with lights, ornaments and food in the middle of winter is actually a good thing. Or at least, that's what the people at Bronner's want you to think. The <em>New York Times</em> sent style reporter Guy Trebay to the Bronner's "CHRISTmas" Wonderland in Frankenmuth, Michigan, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/16/fashion/16store.html">where he got lost</a> amongst the "the John Deere tree skirts, the reindeer-pattern Kringle Kozies slipper socks and the miniature Mexican Nativity in a nutshell."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5090579/this-year-does-christmas-seem-like-a-waste-of-money" title="Click here to read more about This Year, Does Christmas Seem Like A Waste Of Money?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Back in September, the Bronner's catalog arrived in mailboxes and we found <a href="http://jezebel.com/5050583/9-really-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners">nine really weird ornaments</a> inside. It's not even Thanksgiving and we received yet <em>another</em> catalog from Bronners today, with more odd ornaments. Some of the "new" items in the catalog have a political bent, which makes sense, but some of the other offerings? Just strange. Frogs, fairies and fish, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5082292/9-more-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners" title="Click here to read more about 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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