It's only Monday, but it's already been a big week in Britney Spears news. Not only does it turn out that her music might repel pirates (!!!), but now she — with the help of Nick Grimshaw and BBC Radio 1 — has released this very unique Halloween video in which she recites the "Thriller" opening monologue, while doing various spooky/scary things in front of green screen.

If your Halloween plans involved dropping acid and watching Crossroads, may I recommend just watching this video on repeat instead? It's a cheaper and safer alternative, but you still get the same trippy effect!

[h/t Buzzfeed]