This is Stella (isn't she GORGEOUS?) and she really, really fucking hates this pineapple.

Stella is not about to take any shit from that pineapple. You might see a harmless tropical fruit that would make a nice addition to a smoothie, but Stella sees THE DEVIL. I put a crazy orange and yellow Halloween wig on once and when my old dog (RIP, DUDE) saw me he bolted from the room like he'd seen a ghost. Either it scared or he was really, really disturbed by how badly my skin tone clashed with the new hair colors.