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Never one to shy away from controversy, fashion legend Karl Lagerfeld has once again said something ridiculous. Proving that he would make an excellent frenemy, he gave singer Adele a very bitchy backhanded compliment. Speaking to Metro Paris, he said, "The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice." More »
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Actress Octavia Spencer has been the toast of the town since getting a heap of award nominations for her role in The Help, but, much to her dismay, a lot of the conversation in the press about her has involved her weight. She took to Facebook to air her frustrations and set the record straight. More »
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He's no stranger to getting his wang out on stage – as evidenced by everyone and their pervy dog trying to get pictures of it when he was in Equus – and now Daniel Radcliffe's letting it out for a breather on the big screen for his role in Kill Your Darlings. Doing press rounds for the film, he spoke about his preference for leaving a bit of hair down there and then went on to say he prefers his lady friends to do the same. "This is way too much information, but I don't like girls with nothing down there either," he said. "It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it's fucking creepy." The way I see it, there are two schools of thought on the matter. The first is that some people consider a Brazilian to be clean and no fuss. Whereas on the other hand, some see it as giving an otherwise adult woman a bit of a prepubescent edge. What say you? [US] More »
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Cynthia Nixon's comments that being gay was a personal choice for her rankled all manner of folk earlier this month. And now she's weathered the shitstorm Nixon has come out to clarify her position – even though she did a pretty good job of it the first time around – and say that, for her, being gay is a choice but her bisexuality is not. "While I don't often use the word, the technically precise term for my orientation is bisexual. I believe bisexuality is not a choice, it is a fact. What I have 'chosen' is to be in a gay relationship," she told The Advocate. "I do, however, believe that most members of our community - as well as the majority of heterosexuals - cannot and do not choose the gender of the persons with whom they seek to have intimate relationships because, unlike me, they are only attracted to one sex." Personally, as a card-carrying 'mo, I must say that I wasn't riled up to begin with; it's her sexuality, let her define it how she pleases. She also had a point when she said that the whole debate has been ceded to bigots and we shouldn't let them dictate how we choose to define ourselves. I expect to see your utterances of agreement and vicious personal attacks in the comments … Go! [The Advocate] More »
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She won big at the SAGS, but of course all the backstage interviewers seemed to care about when it came to The Help's Octavia Spencer was her weight – one of them going so far as to call her a "foodie" actress. Condescending much? Anyway, she said that while she could stand to lose "a little round the middle," women in Hollywood would be happier if they ate a bit more. "Women would be much happier if they ate," she said. "I know I sure get a headache when I don' t eat." [E!] More »
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As one of the breakout actors of the past year, Melissa McCarthy has found herself at a lot of star-studded events. You'd think, after being nominated for an Oscar for her role in Bridesmaids, she would begin to count herself among the glitterati, but it turns out she still gets flustered like the rest of us when it comes to encounters with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep. More »
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When I first read that Lady Gaga's boyfriend Taylor Kinney wanted her to stop acting all weird-like when she was around him it came off as the request of a controlling asshole. Then I thought about it. I mean, who'd really want her bringing some of her pointier costumes into the bedroom? And imagine trying to watch The Real Housewives in peace and have her interrupt to give one of her well-meaning sermons about the importance of good self-esteem. "Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that," someone whispered tenderly to In Touch. "Taylor has convinced her that he loves the real Stefani." I'm totally Team Kinney on this one. [In Touch] More »
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After Demi Moore was taken to the hospital on Monday night, the details about what happened are becoming a little clearer, and they're...surprising. A friend that was at her house when it all went down said that Demi had inhaled "a dangerous amount of nitrous oxide." Oh, girl, WHIP-ITS? That is not at all what any of us were expecting. Here's TMZ's assessment of her drug of choice: "A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi's age and social status. It's typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill." Indeed. More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we rummage through the dumpsters of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star, in search of good gossip. This week, Katy Perry's cocaine cowboy homies busted up her marriage; "newly single" Johnny Depp bought a "bachelor pad" with 13 bedrooms; and Angelina's unborn child is sucking up her lifeblood. More »
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[Maybe love isn't completely dead? The couple would like to say hello to you mere mortals. At the 23rd Annual Producers Guild Awards, The Beverly Hilton Hotel. Beverly Hills, January 21. AJ was presented with the Stanley Kramer Award for her directorial debut In the Land of Blood and Honey. Images via Getty.] More »
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Something very strange and very creepy is afoot Los Angeles. Yesterday afternoon two women and their nine dogs were hiking beneath the iconic Hollywood sign that overlooks the city when they made a gruesome discovery: the severed head of a man in a plastic bag. Karen Rayner, a spokesperson for the LAPD, described the way the disturbing find came about: More »
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Actor Brad Pitt has played a wide array of characters ranging from handsome Achilles to handsome Grim Reaper to Handsome figment of Edward Norton's imagination, but what do all of those characters have in common (besides handsomeness, I mean)? Turns out they're always eating. Always. More »
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Here's an outtake from Moneyball, in which an off-camera Jonah Hill makes Brad Pitt laugh so hard that he can't continue with the scene. Congratulations to Brad Pitt who seems like a fun and gleeful human. The opposite of congratulations to rest of us who don't even get to see what Jonah Hill is doing. More »
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are both routinely referred to as some of the most beautiful people alive, but it seems Angelina has decided who takes first place out of the two of them. Last night at the CAA party after the Golden Globes, she was heard gushing to her man, "You're prettier than me." More »
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Brad Pitt just can't seem to hold it together in these outtakes from Moneyball, but that's okay because everybody thinks he's going to win a Golden Globe tonight and he's a beautiful human being, maybe even the most beautiful. Rob Lowe was giving him a run for his money until the unfortunate Drew Peterson incident, but the sparkling face of Youngblood has been forever marred by a hideous grey mustache. Though I think it's pretty obvious from this video, in the spirit of the upcoming game of eenie-meenie that is our presidential election, I'll give you guys a choice: Brad Pitt or Rob Lowe? More »
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Everybody knows President Obama has lots of famous friends, but do you ever wonder which ones he likes best? Does Blake Lively come over for dessert? Does he play Dungeons and Dragons with Jay-Z? And more importantly, who would he trust to campaign on his behalf? Luckily, his campaign made a list of their celebrity picks, and wait until you see who's on it. More »
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There were some simple, pretty dresses at the 17th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards, as well as some dramatic, with sequins and feathers. Alas, there were also a few boring, blah and meh ensembles. More »
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Well, well. Look who stopped by the Oval Office today. Supposedly Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were there to discuss Angie's new movie and violence against civilians in war zones. However, according to some insider information we just made up, that wasn't all they talked about with the President. Read on for an exclusive look at what they might have said (but probably didn't).

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This morning the world awoke to hear a chorus of angels heralding the arrival of our savior, Beyoncé's magical girl child, Ivy Blue Blue Ivy Carter! Shrieks of joy are spreading across the planet as people learn that Pregnancé is now Mommyoncé! Jay-Z is now Dad-Z! Hallelujah! The chosen one is FINALLY here! More »
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They've been divorced for longer than Justin Bieber has been alive (or so it seems) but the besmirched union of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt still has the ability to tickle us in that spot like no ruined marriage has been able to since. So of course when we hear a story about poor ol' "baby-mad" Jen being advised to secretly procure some of Brad's sperm for her own turkey baster needs we — and the editors of US — writhe with pleasure. Therefore, hats off to Maureen Dowd who took us on a street-walk down memory lane yesterday by dropping this juicy little nugget in her article remembering Hollywood agent Sue Mengers in The New York Times: "She was a yenta who loved fixing people up, in work and in love. If a match struck, she would urge the woman, ‘We have to close the deal.' After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm." Misty water-colored memories ... [Vulture, NYT] More »
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As you and your family gather 'round your tree and sing carols (or throw eggnog at each other, depending on your level of dysfunction), spare a thought for Justin Bieber, who never got to know the joy of Christmas when he was a little drummer boy: More »
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When it comes to helping poor children, Angelina Jolie is willing to go above and beyond. Apparently it's no longer enough for her to travel the world talking to them—or even adopting them. No, now it seems she's found a new way of connecting with them: by going hungry herself. More »
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OMG. OMG. OMG. On Friday, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were in the same movie theater as Brad Pitt and some of his children! If that's not crazy enough, it looks like they narrowly missed seeing one another! Says a source, More »
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That headline is a tabloid editor's wet dream – a couple notches below a bare-knuckle street-fight between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie outside The Ivy – and as luck would have it, it also came directly from Brad Pitt's very own mouth hole. In an interview with Australia's 60 Minutes, he said that he's a bit over the whole acting schtick and announced plans to chuck it in for a turn behind the camera in three years. Apparently acting has a crazy long notice period. "Getting stories to the plate that might have had a tougher times otherwise," he says. He also added, after typical journalist prodding, that more babies are on the horizon for himself and Ange: "You know, I don't know that we're finished." [E!] More »
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Turns out it wasn't the work of an exceptionally crafty and twisted publicist, after all. Authorities say that they've nabbed the "lone wolf" behind the unauthorized release of nude photos of Scarlett Johansson. And ScarJo's not his only victim; they think that he's behind dozens of other internet nude photo security breaches — including Christina Aguilera and Mila Kunis — as well. More »
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What started as an interview about Pitt's new movie Moneyball digressed into some back-pedaling on the comments about Jen Aniston being so boring, which then digressed into a discussion about how Pitt can't say anything without it getting misconstrued. Ah, the plight of the international sex symbol, amirite ladies? Quoth he, More »
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively, between riding on the teacups at Disneyland and taking trips around Europe and going on matching bicycle adventures on the streets of New York, have been discussing cohabitation. Specifically, he wants to move in with her, to show her he's serious. No word on her thoughts, but some speculate that the couple plans to follow the discussion by running toward each other across fields of daisies while classical music swells in the background, sharing a malt at a charming 50's diner, and laughing and holding hands on the Ferris wheel. [Contact Music]

Rihanna is spending money in foreign denominations like it's going out of style. She's rented a Mediterranean yacht for £200,000, is buying £3,000 a day on food and wine, and tipping people 100 Euros at a time! (Americans: with the dollar's exchange rate still not-excellent, that amounts to approximately $LOTS). RiRi has gotten her money's worth out of this vacation, filling her time with pantsless ocean swims, girl-on-girl sternum cuddling, and taking pictures wherein her and her friends flip off the camera. [Sun]

Brad Pitt saved a woman from being trampled by zombie extras on the set of World War Z. Next week's tabloid cover: BRAD'S NEW WOMAN! ANGELINA DEMANDS BRAINS! [HuffPo]

After only a week of doing it all over the place and then tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian and Mr. Kim Kardashian have returned. The Daily Mail says their post-nuptial vacation was more of a "minimoon." Why not just call it an "asteroid?" [Daily Mail]

Awful person Mel Gibson and the awful woman with whom he was in a custody battle have reached an agreement that their infant daughter will probably grow up to be sort of fucked up, and it won't be her fault because her jerk parents made sure the odds were stacked against her. [Yahoo]

And speaking of people fighting over babies, Halle Berry has emerged the victor in a custody dispute with ex Gabriel Aubrey. [TMZ]

Sofia Coppola is getting married in her ancestral Italian town, after being hit in the eye with the moon, in the fashion of a big pizza pie. [Yahoo]

Sarah Michelle Gellar is playing twins in her upcoming TV show and reportedly loves starring alongside herself. Unfortunately, the show isn't about a duo of vampire slayers in training to put the cast of True Blood out of its misery. [JustJared]

Tara Reid is really glad she got married, because that means that she can start a family and get fat by finally eating all of her pie costars. [Contact Music]

Liza Minelli doesn't plan on getting married again, but instead hopes to surround herself with a trio of kept men. More »
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Remember when we were all excited because we heard that Glee had hired new writers? Well those new peeps have arrived to write Rachel, Finn and Kurt off the show. Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and the exquisite Chris Colfer will graduate at the end of the fall season and will not return for the fourth season. My heart, she breaks. Kurt! His clear-as-a-bell voice, his glistening tears, his ability to hold his head high in the face of adversity and nail Beyoncé choreography. Sigh. Show creator Ryan Murphy says: "We made that decision and I involved Chris and Lea and they thought that was a good idea," says Murphy. "They both trust the writing and trust me and felt that it would be great to have an open and closed experience for them to go out while they were on top." And: "You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticize you for not being realistic," he says, "or you can be really true to life and say when they started the show they were very clearly sophomores and they should graduate at the end of their senior year." Whatever, dude. Still calling my band Kurt's Tears. [People, Daily Mail] More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. Today, since Reese Witherspoon wore a shirt over her bikini on the beach, obviously she is pregnant; newly divorced ScarJo and RyRen had an intimate dinner during which she touched his face and he rubbed her back; and Kate Middleton is "starving to be sexy." More »
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Kim Kardashian has set a wedding date, although the date is, of course, shrouded in secrecy. But Kathie Lee Gifford knows, because Kathie Lee knows everyting, and she will be attending the nuptials. Rumor has it the ceremony will be in August, and the event will be held at a private estate. The wedding will be "massive," and result in a two-hour special on the E! network. [Pop Eater] More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we put on our best business casual and meet with Ok!, Star, In Touch, Us and Life & Style. This week we find out: What Lindsay Lohan has been watching on TV while on house arrest; what kind of roses Kim Kardashian will have at her elaborate wedding; the exact date Brad and Angelina will get married; and exactly which cosmetic surgical procedures men like Ashton Kutcher, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Jake Gyllenhaal have had done. More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we hang out with our seriously romantic boyfriends, aka gossip mags Ok!, Us, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week: Suri Cruise's $100,000 tree house has shag carpeting and running water; Brad's birthday present for Angelina involved flying to the Midwest, renting a vintage convertible and playing a mixtape he made; and Rihanna and Chris Brown are secretly "reconnecting." More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we gorge ourselves on gossip from Ok!, Us, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week, Prince Harry is single and looking to mingle; Kim Kardashian's baby is merely a Photoshop composite; Angelina is collapsing since she weighs only 99 pounds; and Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen are bumping uglies. More »
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Undeniably sexy lady Angelina Jolie says that when she plays Cleopatra in the upcoming film about the pharaoh's life, she will not play her as a sexy sex symbol. Is that even possible? For the sexiest sexy woman to play unsexy? We'll see. Angie says: "[Cleopatra] has been very misunderstood… I thought it was all about the glamour, but then I read about her and she was a very strong mother, she spoke five languages and she was a leader." Sexelina also says: "My performance will never be as lovely as Elizabeth [Taylor]'s. We are trying to get into a different truth about her as a pharaoh in history and not a sex symbol, because she really wasn't. Even this idea of her having many lovers - it was possible that it was only two. She is very interesting, but she wasn't a great beauty." Pre-production of the film begins this summer. [Stella/Telegraph, Digital Spy, Earlier] More »
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Ladies dominated the Billboard awards. Taylor Swift won the first trophy; Rihanna and Britney performed together; and there was an all-star tribute to Beyoncé. Lady Gaga! Stevie Wonder! Barbra Streisand! And the delicious icing on the cake: A filmed appearance by First Lady Michelle Obama. Damn. Presidential sweet! [People] More »
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Big Love star Ginnifer Goodwin has ended her relationship with actor Joey Kern, a mere five months after announcing their engagement. The two reportedly started dating two years ago after Goodwin split from then boyfriend Chris Klein. The pair has yet to release an official statement, but People claims to have spoken to an unnamed source who says the actors fully intend to "remain friends". Aren't you glad that as a civilian you (probably) don't have to issue an official statement every time you stop dating someone? Or does Facebook count as that nowadays? More »
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The big names showed up at the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival for premieres like Tree of Life, Melancholia and La Conquete with looks ranging from glamorous to grim. More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we harvest gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Angelina is pissed because Brad interviewed a hot young nanny without her; Jessica Simpson's wedding date is rife with numeroloigical possibilities; and the Kate Middleton Unsolicited Uterus Updates have begun, complete with hearsay about the Royal Gynecologist. More »
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Wow. Welp. We heard rumblings of consistent infidelity, and today, a bombshell: Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a member of his household staff, and that's why Maria Shriver decided to call it quits. The mother of this child worked for the Schwarzenegger family for TWENTY YEARS, until she retired. In January. This woman — whose name is not being published — says: "I wanted to achieve my 20 years, then I asked to retire." She received a severance payment and "left on good terms with them." Schwarzenegger took financial responsibility for the child from the start and continued to provide support. The kid was born over ten years ago, but Maria found out that the Terminator was the biological father very recently. Ahnuld tells the Los Angeles Times: "After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago.  I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family.  There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused.  I apologized to Maria, my children and my family.  I am truly sorry." Apparently Arnold and Maria's kids basically grew up with this child — they all played together — so the lies were fairly extensive. Funny how this cigar-smoking muscle-bound manly man is basically Cowardice personified. Also, it's amazing that his didn't come out sooner - but as we learned yesterday, there may have been all kinds of tabloid blackmail and payoffs going on behind the scenes. The stuff epic mini series are made of. [TMZ, LA Times, Radar Online] More »
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