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Developed by a psychologist to satisfy a "personal cheek-lifting need," the Biniki will eradicate the plague of Saggy Butt. Certainly strapping yourself into an elaborate ass-harness is preferable to having a less-than-perky rear end. [Biniki via Newser] More »
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The giant wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine and certain people who shall remain nameless could really put it to good use, especially on a Friday at the end of the longest week ever. [Rurally Screwed, Kotula's] More »
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Remember Kelly Ripa's Booty Pop panties that she was flaunting on Live! With Regis & Kelly the other day? Well today Regis showed off what he found to be the men's equivalent, called Bottoms Up. Click on the photo for larger image. [Bottoms Up] More »
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In the wake of the story about how a pair of generously-sized underwear put out a fire, writer Caitlin Moran has written an amazingly funny piece for the Times of London on the "practical superiority of big pants." Is it time that big pants — or "granny panties", as they're known on this side of the pond [I call them "period panties" -Ed.] — made a comeback? Moran says she is "pro big pants" and argues that underwear is no longer something people don't talk about; unmentionables are totally mentionable! "In 2008, knickers are no longer a secret," she claims. "Pencil skirts, skin-tight jeans and leggings - they all allow us to witness an exact outline of the wearer's pants." The problem, Moran argues, is that "Instead of having something that, sensibly and reassuringly, contains both the buttocks — what I would call a good pair of pants — they're wearing little more than gluteal accessories, or arse-trinkets." More »
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In an interview on her concert DVD I Told You I Was Trouble, out November 13, Amy Winehouse says: "I'm quite an insecure person. I'm very insecure about the way I look. The more insecure I felt, the more I'd drink...The more insecure I feel, the bigger my hair has to be." Her honesty is appreciated, but not necessarily "refreshing" since her admission is kinda sad. It's interesting, though, that two of the things that have helped catapult her to worldwide stardom — her beehive and her substance abuse — stem from her insecurities. After all, if it weren't for her drinking, she wouldn't have written most of the songs on Back to Black, and the hair certainly didn't hurt in getting attention. So could it be that our insecurities are responsible for much of our success in life? More »
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So, get this: Britney Spears — a woman who has a court-order to stay away from alcohol if she ever wants to get her kids back — has applied for a job as a bartender. TMZ has learned that on Thursday night, while staying at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, CA, Britney asked for, then filled out. a job application at the hotel's "Cameo Bar." It's currently with Human Resources. She was probably just fooling around though, right? Right? [TMZ] More »
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There's yet another one of those "celebs and their cellulite" covers of The National Enquirer. Admittedly, it fills us with a certain amount of glee to have photographic evidence that actresses and pop stars aren't the flawless, smoothed out, glowing beings they're normally presented as on magazine covers. (Although, it does piss us off that only the dimpled flesh of women is plastered across the tabloids, and not that of men.) But the thing is, everyone will develop cellulite at some point. It's bullshit that the Enquirer makes it out to be such a scandalous thing. Especially since you just know that the women who work at the rag have some cottage cheese themselves. Anyway, y'all know how we feel about airbrushing. And we'd never write a check our dimpled asses couldn't cash. So, to prove our point, the Jezebels (and our guest editor) have taken pictures of the cellulite on our backsides and compiled them on a mock-up Enquirer cover. After the jump, our butts for the world to see. More »
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