http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/boob jobs http://jezebel.com/tag/boob jobs Dr. Ted Eisenberg is the world's most prolific boob job surgeon. He is also a champion knife-thrower: "My work spills into my hobby, and my hobby spills into my work. I bring that work focus to my knife-throwing." This… [Gawker] More »
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Why did the number of breast augmentations in the U.K. increase more than 10% last year despite the recession? Well obviously, Joan Harris is behind this newfound fascination with large breasts! More »
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A Swedish waitress is suing her cruise-line employer after he docked her pay for time she took off work to recover from breast implant surgery. He claims boob jobs count as "self injury" and thus are not his responsibility. More »
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Texan Sheyla Hershey, who achieved her goal of having the world's biggest boobs, is "in the fight of her life," after contracting a severe staph infection. Her implants were removed yesterday, but she still may lose one breast. More »
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• A source close to Sarah Palin has come out to defend the former governor against boob job allegations. "It's absolutely ridiculous," she tells US Magazine. Unfortunately, Palin or her reps could not be reached for comment. More »
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A British doctor has developed a way to increase breast size without implants. The "ultimate breast enlargement operation" is good news for the 55% of women who want a change. And the third of men willing to pay. [Telegraph, Sun] More »
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An Ohio woman has filed a lawsuit against her plastic surgeon for giving her the wrong implants. She claims she asked for silicone implants, and received saline. She is asking for $300,000 to pay for the right boobs. [NYDN] More »
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The Italian Parliament is considering a ban on unnecessary breast surgery for girls under 18, which is currently allowed with parental consent. Officials say too many teenage girls are getting breast implants because media images make them feel inadequate. [UPI] More »
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This can't be real: "Alexandra Horvath, 23, stumbled and fell off her stiletto heels under the weight of her silicone implants...The implants caused Alexandra to lose her balance as she strutted her stuff in six-inch high heels." [Independent] More »
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According to a breast clinic in the UK the average size of implants requested has grown 25% in the past few years. Women now want implants as large as 300cc, up from 240cc in 2002. [The Sun] More »
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A sports bra manufacturer created the bounce-o-meter computer animation that demonstrates what happens if you run without a bra. But if you have double Ds, you're probably pretty aware of what a wreck it is. [Shock Absorber, via Buzzfeed] More »
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Topless sunbathing - once perceived as a symbol of liberated France's joie de vivre - is apparently under assault. More »
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Researchers in Holland have warned that the frozen face resulting from too much Botox could lead to depression. More »
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A consumer group sent 3 women to 30 cosmetic surgery clinics, where doctors pitched the "hard sell": "You need a boob job. It will boost your chances of finding a man." Leakage, scarring? Not mentioned. [News.com.au] More »
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When Texas refused to allow doctors to inject Sheyla Hershey with any more than a 34FFF bra's worth of silicone, she packed her bags and went to Brazil for the 38KKKs she desired. [NBC] More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! This week, the Jennifer Aniston soap opera drama continues: According to In Touch, she looks pregnant; Star says she's planning a wedding, and OK! claims she had a "SEXY DATE" with Gerard Butler. As for Angelina Jolie, she's on two covers this week: Blissfully happy on OK!, with a wedding and another (adopted) kid on the way; humiliated and betrayed on Star, because Brad's been flirting and carousing in Berlin. As for Jennifer Hudson's family tragedy, while it was covered in all of the weekly tabloids, only Us put J. Hud as the main image on the cover. Life & Style went with a Carrie Underwood/Jessica Simpson skinny vs. curvy "battle." Intern Margaret assists as we rummage through Star, Us, OK!, In Touch and Life & Style, looking for tricks and treats, after the jump. More »
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The New York Times Magazine profiled Jordan, the nom-de-nudiemag of Katie Price, the mega-breasted British "glamour model" who is a tabloid staple in the UK but largely unknown in the U.S. (well, largely unknown but for the slavish devotion of Dlisted's Michael K., who chronicles her every move). She started out as a Page 3 model in the Sun, Times writer Ed Zuckerman notes, "one of the topless girls next door featured daily," in the popular UK tabloid. It took her several months of rejection to snag the Page 3 spread, Jordan says. "I remember they had a competition in The Sun - ‘Rear of the Year' - where they wanted people to send in pictures of their bums. I did that, got a letter back, ‘Sorry, you're not what we're looking for this time.'" She was just an unremarkable girl, one of 365 a year (366 every four!) showing her tatas in the Sun, until she changed her fate by doing one simple thing: More »
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More on that idiotically named Stefani/Rossdale spawn, Zuma. According to People, the name was likely inspired by "Malibu's famous Zuma Beach, a favorite destination for parents Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and big brother Kingston. The beach, famous for its surfable waves, was the inspiration for Neil Young's album Zuma, making the locale a bona-fide musical landmark." • Rapper Da Brat was sentenced to three years in jail today for hitting a woman with a bottle of rum in Atlanta last fall. She's also been slapped with seven years probation and 200 hours of community service. Yikes. • Kate Moss on breast implants: "if I got saggy, like the sacks some women have after they have children, I'd have them done. I'm not against them." [People, Dlisted, Us] More »
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There's a new form of cosmetic breast enhancement rushing towards American shores, and it's sort of the ultimate dream for the ultra-vain: it involves taking fat from your butt and putting it in your boobs. You might be thinking: that sounds totally obvious! Well, it's a little more complicated than a gravy train straight from ass to tits. Doctors have experimented with augmenting breasts with fat before, the Wall Street Journal reports, but that led to "hard lumps or calcifications" because the fat "died" once it was grafted. More »
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• We learned that dressing for success means always wearing a muumuu.
• We debuted a new feature called Shelf Pleasuring wherein we read 70s books full of sexytimes.
• You guys, friends don't make friends get boob jobs.
• They also don't let you board planes with a ton of weed in your suitcase

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Did Audrina Patridge get new hills recently? Boob job speculation was rampant on the set of her new movie in Hawaii. • Rumors of a Britney sex tape with paparazzi Adnan Ghalib are circulating. Word is she wore a pink wig throughout filming. • Pete Wentz had a bachelor party last night and future father-in-law Joe Simpson attended. Awkward! [Us, IDLYITW,People] More »
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Fun new trend being reported by two-thirds of plastic surgeons! People are getting it done to "remain competitive in the workplace," with eye jobs and teeth-whitening two of the most popular procedures. Hey, cheaper than going back to school and easier than learning Flash design! Maybe I should look into it? Gordon Patzer Ph.D, author of Looks: Why They Matter More Than You Ever Imagined, a book bemoaning this trend, would apparently advocate it. "It's a good investment for the workplace," he says, noting that investments that improve your physical appearance and make you appear younger can ultimately delay the decline of your workplace effectiveness as you age." Einstein and Napoleon, Patzer warns, are "exceptions, that do not disprove the rule." More »
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Heidi Montag returned from her "relationship vacation" today to appear with her worse-half Spencer Pratt on Tyra and plug her various projects (that hideous clothing line, that horrendous music career). Of course Tyra asked them about the rumors of Lauren Conrad's alleged sex tape, and Heidi and Spencer both maintained that it was never a rumor and that a sex tape does, in fact, exist. They wouldn't say how they knew this (Heidi is 100% sure, while Spencer is 1000% sure), but it was implied that Lauren had confided in Heidi about it. I, for one, totally believe them, especially considering that Heidi also has an alibi as to why she couldn't possibly have been the person to leak the information to the press. "I was in surgery that day." Right: Getting her new breasts! Clip above. More »
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Here's the perfect Mother's Day gift for your favorite surgically-enhanced breeder: My Beautiful Mommy, a picture book explaining plastic surgery to the under-8 set. Mommy is by Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a Florida plastic surgeon who tells Newsweek he was inspired to write the book when he saw parents coming into his office with their kids, who would become confused and upset when they saw their mothers in bandages. "Parents generally tend to go into this denial thing. They just try to ignore the kids' questions completely...With the tummy tucks, [the mothers] can't lift anything. They're in bed. The kids have questions." The hero of the book is named "Dr. Michael" and he looks like the dad in the Incredibles, all solid muscle and square jaw. More »
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You know, every time someone writes about weddings our commenters [And me. -Ed.] are all, "I would never spend any money on a wedding!" and "I can't believe anyone would lose weight for their big day, how superficial!" and "I am so unmaterialistic and wonderful I'm getting married in a burlap sack at the bottom of a big hole in the dirt because weddings are stupid and they should really be about true love and blah blah blah." But seriously? Fuck that noise. I totally want a huge-ass wedding and a pretty, poofy dress and I'll probably try to lose five pounds by joining some retarded gym program right before the wedding. There, I said it. But I promise not to go as apeshit as the women profiled today's Guardian. More »
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With her tattoos and bountiful breasts, Daisy has been a front runner since the beginning of the season of Rock of Love 2. But the price she paid for those breasts may end up costing her in the end and keep her from winning Bret's heart. As Amber pointed out on last night's episode, it makes no sense that Daisy is still living with and supporting her ex-BF when she's also in debt from her implants, lip injections, and hair extensions. None of it mattered to Bret though, since he let Daisy, and her ample chest, remain for another week. Clip above. More »
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