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Marie Kolstad is just your average, 83-year-old Californian, with one small exception: her cans. Yes, in her old age, Kolstad recently underwent breast augmentation surgery — without any medical complications. More »
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Kristina Ross has been arrested for giving several women breast exams in Idaho nightclubs while posing as plastic surgeon "Berlyn Aussieahshowna." Ross, who is transgendered, gave out a real doctor's number and was caught when people called to confirm appointments More »
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Usually it's a temporary side effect of ill-fitting bras, but Maria Alaimo's case of quadriboob was a permanent result of botched breast augmentation — and even ruined her marriage. She's suing for $3.5 million. [NY Post, via Guyism] More »
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Mitch Winehouse says his daughter Amy, who recently had breast enhancement surgery, is "Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well." He smiled and added, "I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic." [People] More »
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This breast augmentation billboard ad from rural Wisconsin does sound tempting, but shockingly enough Dr. Hotchandani is not actually a plastic surgeon. In fact, he was recently found guilty of health care fraud. [Plastic Surgery 101] More »
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That headline really sums up it up. A man who paid for his girlfriend's breast implants stabbed her six times saying, "I'm gonna cut 'em out and get em back." Women = property! [NY Post] More »
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• Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]

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The Telegraph reports that women are lining up for a new breast-enhancing cream, Rodial's Boob Job, that promises to increase cup size and firmness in less than two months. Sure, we've all seen these types of "miracle" boob creams in the trashy back-pages of Cosmo and Seventeen but usually they don't come with this price tag: More than $250 for a single jar. That's a lot of money, especially when you can, as the writer notes, achieve similar results by blasting your breasts with cold water and doing exercise. Yet! There's a waiting list for this stuff. Think it's worth it? [Telegraph] More »
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• More rumored changes for The Greatest Show On Earth, Project Runway: Season 6 of the show, the first to be broadcast on Lifetime, may feature "More Than A Pretty Face" magazine Marie Claire in lieu of Elle as the affiliated fashion magazine sponsor. [WWD, 1st item]

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"Model" Alicia Douvall is 28-years old. She just had her 12th boob job and has a 12-year old daughter, Georgia. And what did little Georgia ask her mother for for her 13th birthday? An iPhone, perfume, and implants of her own. Says Georgia: "I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it's normal to have surgery if something's not quite right." Alicia's reply? "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career." And as an added gift, Alicia is throwing in a name change, throwing out her daughter's current moniker in favor of a new one, "Destiny". And what does Georgia have to say about that? "I don't mind which one I'm called. It was Mum's idea." And mother always knows best. [Daily Mail] More »
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File this under Plastic Surgery Procedures That Scare The Shit Out Of Us: The "boob jab" (no, not a boob job) involves having one's breasts injected with a hyaluronic acid-based filler. Patients are said to go up a cup size, will most likely emerge bruised, and if they want to keep their faux-boobs, they'll have to have the procedure repeated annually, for $4,000 a pop — no pun intended — because after 12-months, the hyaluronic acid is absorbed by the body, causing deflation. Verdict: Do. Not. Want. [BellaSugar] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=369181&view=rss&microfeed=true Frustrated because you have small breasts and no money with which to augment them? Join the Australian Navy! Apparently, women with small breasts in the Aussie Navy say that their lack of a big rack is impairing their self-confidence so the Navy, concerned with the psychological well-being of its members, is giving the ladies bigger breasts. Is this what they mean by making the military a safer place for women? [Telegraph] More »
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