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				File this under Plastic Surgery Procedures That Scare The Shit Out Of Us:  The "boob jab" (no, not a boob job) involves having one's breasts injected with a hyaluronic acid-based filler.  Patients are said to go up a cup size, will most likely emerge bruised, and if they want to keep their faux-boobs, they'll have to have the procedure repeated annually, for $4,000 a pop &mdash; no pun intended  &mdash; because after 12-months, the hyaluronic acid is <em>absorbed</em> by the body, causing deflation.  Verdict:  Do.  Not.  Want.  [<a href="http://bellasugar.com/1124114">BellaSugar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/369181/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer]]></dc:creator>
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