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Last night's episode gave new meaning to "keeping up" with the Kardashians: 22-year-old Rob accidentally ingested organic male enhancement pills that his mother Kris intended to give to his stepfather. Rob's resulting (painful) erection landed him in the doctor's office. More »
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Verdict: If you're adult enough to have a boner, you should be adult enough to swallow a pill. [The London Paper] More »
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As if Speedo thongs on men weren't gross enough, there are now skimpy male swimsuits designed specifically for erections. (Click image to view. NSFW.) [VV] More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin McInnes, and I answered questions about how to make gay friends and what to do with flaccid peens. (Bear with us, our microphone situation got messed up, and the audio is a little fuzzy.) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it didn't matter because I don't even ever masturbate with dildos anyway. The Clone-a-Willy kits, however, make products that I can at least put to good use. So the other week, I ordered all three of those kits, plus some Clone-a-Pussy kits to make vulva chocolate and last night, invited a friend (and his penis) over to help me out. (Some stuff after the jump NSFW.) More »
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Whoever designed this light-switch cover is awesome for making it look like Jesus is showing his boner to two children...whether intentional or not. (Click on image to see full size.) [Playgirl] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=349758&view=rss&microfeed=true If this commercial for Viagra had aired during SNL, I definitely would've thought it was a skit. But it's real! It's of a bunch of middle-aged dudes in a juke joint singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas." They're so jazzed about their erectile dysfunction that they needed to jam out about it! In the end, they hightail it out of there, presumably because their meds have kicked in and they have raging boners that they need to go stick in something. More »
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