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			<title><![CDATA[Heavenly Glow Of Strip Club's Lights Nearly Blinds Pilot]]></title>
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				The FAA has asked Bombshells, a <a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/09/strip-club-nearly-blinds-southwest-pilots-at-love-field.html">strip club</a> in Dallas, to turn off its new spinning rooftop beacon. A Southwest pilot complained that it flooded his cockpit with light as he was trying to land at Love Field Airport.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5631987/the-heavenly-glow-of-strip-clubs-lights-nearly-blinds-pilot" title="Click here to read more about Heavenly Glow Of Strip Club's Lights Nearly Blinds Pilot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Why America Should Be Thankful Those Nice Cops Didn't Send Star Simpson Straight To The Morgue]]></title>
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				Have you heard the one about the crazyhair Hawaiian who went to Boston Logan Airport with a bunch of play-doh in her hands and a bomby-looking thing strapped to her hoodie that she said was just an art project but then she turned out to be totally smart enough to make an actual bomb? Yeah, we weren't sure what to make of the whole thing either, except for like, "Star Simpson," what a name; and um, the Massachusetts state police really aren't taking any measures <a href="http://wbztv.com/topstories/local_story_264104114.html">not to sound like they've been overdosing on anabolic steroids</a>, have they? (And also, is this prank <em>more</em> or <em>less</em> funny if she was aware that two al Qaeda camp alums actually <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/19/europe/EU-GEN-Turkey-Hijacked-Plane.php">hijacked a Turkish plane using a fake bomb that turned out to be play-doh</a> last month?) So anyway, we were wondering to ourselves, she's probs not against us, but is she with us? Do we care? And then we read about Star's latest project at MIT on her online resume:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/302525/why-america-should-be-thankful-those-nice-cops-didnt-send-star-simpson-straight-to-the-morgue" title="Click here to read more about Why America Should Be Thankful Those Nice Cops Didn't Send Star Simpson Straight To The Morgue">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:00:55 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Moe]]></dc:creator>
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