Jezebel: Bob Saget

The John Stamos Guide To Cuddling

Whitney Jefferson — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:55:00 EDT

"If you truly want to win over a woman, the real key is the cuddle," says the timelessly handome John Stamos in his video tutorial explaining his patented "Stamos Snugglefest." His silly moves include The Stamos Soother, The Stamos Spoonful, and The Stamos S'Touching (Her With Your Fingers); and his advice is pretty forward-thinking: "Traditionally, a man plays the role of the big spoon. But folks, it's 2011 and even the most feminine woman can feel equally at home spooning her man." High five, Uncle Jesse. More »

Kelly Bensimon Shares Some Words Of Wisdom

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon is so very wise. Plus, Diablo Cody gives an update on the Sweet Valley High script. More »

Ramona Singer Releases Own Pinot Grigio

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:00:13 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, it's Turtle Time. Plus Bob Saget talks shit. More »

Chris Brown Likes Gay Fans But Not Gay Sex

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 19:15:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown has tweeted his foot right into his mouth. Plus, Sienna Miller was sad that Eddie Murphy died until she realized that he isn't dead. More »

Celebrities Celebrate 4/20 On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Questlove, Bob Saget, and Taraji P. Henson celebrate 4/20; you can spend the holiday with Snoop; and Sherri Shepherd is blazing up something completely different. More »

Brangelina's Heart May Go On, Andy Dick's Roaming Hands May Not

Megan Carpentier — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:25:00 EST

Although every other news outlet is now re-reporting the News of the World "scoop" that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really done, the couple's rep claims the report is a lie. [Radar, Daily Mail, NY Daily News, Perez Hilton]

Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

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Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is. More »

Chris Brown Loves The Publicity, No Matter How Negative

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown says Wendy Williams looks like a man (she zinged him back harder), Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are Christian friends, and Oprah requests a "tweet of silence" for 9/11. More »

Frances Bean Cobain Follows Paula Deen

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Frances Bean is interested in Paula's peach cobbler, Jessica Simpson needs help pooping outdoors, Tyra wants details about your panties, and the Full House guys are still close. More »

Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]

Cloris Leachman Roasts Bob Saget

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:30:00 EDT

The Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget airs this Sunday (August 17). It's being hosted by his former Full House co-star/hunk John Stamos. You can expect to see Gilbert Gottfried, Jeffrey Ross (those two go to like every single one of these things), and you can expect to hear a lot of inappropriate Mary-Kate and Ashley jokes (the twins did not attend). The surprise appearance, however, is Cloris Leachman, who said that she didn't really show up to roast Bob Saget, but to fuck John Stamos. Clip above. More »

Are Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Getting Married?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT

"I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask. I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path. If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy." — Michael Lohan. [MSNBC]
"I don't pry into Lindsay's personal life, but if that is the lifestyle she's involved in, then it's between her and God. All I care about is that she's staying clean." — Michael Lohan. [NY Mag]
Morgan Freeman is in "good spirits" following the serious car crash that left him with a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage. Yesterday, his spokesperson said: "He is having a little bit of surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to help correct the damage. He says he'll be OK and is looking forward to a full recovery." [Yahoo News]
When doctors told Angelina and Brad Pitt they were having twins, "We were in shock and could not stop laughing," she says. [The Sun]

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Probably preggers Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden went on a double date last night in New York. Catty thought of the day: hoping Ashlee's baby gets her old nose. • Being a celebrity is so weird. Once you reach a certain level of fame, is there like a secret code bonding you together? What else could explain John Mayer and Bob Saget spotted together outside LA club Villa. • Giants' quarterback Eli Manning is getting hitched this weekend to fiancée, Ally McGrew. The couple met at the University of Mississippi and are getting married in a small ceremony in Cabo San Lucas. Mazel Tov! [Us, TMZ, People] More »

Teri Hatcher Desperate To Ruin Eva Longoria's Special Day

Moe — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:17:40 EDT

The Eva Longoria nupti-news continues: Ryan Seacrest wept and everyone got huffy (heh) when Teri Hatcher showed up mugging for cameras in a dress tailored to look exactly like the bridesmaid dress. Um, if succeeding at undermining someone requires wearing a bridesmaid dress when you don't have to we would normally call it a Pyrric Victory but it was Eva Longoria, so, go Teri! [Gatecrasher]

Men Make Women Do The Darndest Things

Jennifer — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:18:18 EDT

We still don't understand why, in love triangles involving two women and one man, the women usually hate one another but the man gets off scot-free. Anyway, it turns out that astronaut Lisa Nowak ended up driving hundreds of miles and pepper-spraying her love rival because she just wanted to talk to her. [CNN]