Jezebel: Bob Dylan

Hiney Pumpin': "There Was Blood On Our Sheets From It."

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:20:00 EDT

No, no — not butthole blood. Regular blood. Back blood, actually. Because this woman named Nikki loved her first hiney pump so much, she tore her boyfriend's back off. More »

Joni Mitchell: Bob Dylan Is "Fake"

Hortense Smith — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 17:15:00 EDT

"Bob is not authentic at all. He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I." -Joni Mitchell, on Bob Dylan. [LATimes] More »

Miley Moves Out; J. Lo Says She Was At The "Forefront" Of A "Little Girl Movement"

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Miley Cyrus, 17, is getting her own place.

Posh Hoping To Get Pregnant; Lindsay Lohan Is Broke

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Victoria Beckham is "fattening herself up" so that she can get pregnant.

I'mma Let You Finish: The Greatest Interruptions Of All Time

Sadie Stein — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:20:00 EDT

Says today's Times, "interruption has clearly gained a foothold in American discourse these days, and is proving a powerful weapon for influencing the national conversation." Indeed! Just look at some of recent history's most infamous incidents. More »

Mariah Prank Calls Nick; The Cast Of Jersey Shore May Return

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST

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Mariah Carey called Nick Cannon's radio show and pretended to be a woman who loves watching porn.

Mary J. Blige Hits Husband; Courtney Love Says She's A Good Mom

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

Uh-oh. Mary J. Blige punched her husband in the face at her record release party. Dude was reportedly bleeding. She was heard screaming:

Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:

Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.

Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

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Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:

Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:

Jen & Courteney On The Rocks; Amy Gets Divorced

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Is Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's friendship in trouble? A source says:

A Boy For Spiderman, A Girl On The Way For Heidi And Seal

Hortense Smith — Sat, 09 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who already have a daughter together, two-and-a-half year old Ruby, now have a son; their second child was born Friday and "the family is healthy and happy." [People]

Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 05 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:

Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]

Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]

Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST

Alan Cumming thinks that our new President, Barack Obama, has a large, ahem, unit:

Katie Holmes Claims To Be In Control

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:00:00 EST

Holy Xenu! Katie Holmes looks freakin awesome on the cover of T: The New York Times Style Magazine. She claims she is not the pawn of Tom Cruise: "There's a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn't have any control of her life. "And that's pretty wrong. From the very beginning, I've made choices in my life that have been very strong." Plus: "When I met Tom I was completely in love and, yes, I admired him growing up — he's Tom Cruise! When I met him, he was so warm and I thought, Wow! You can be a superstar and a human being. He made me feel so amazing." [People]
Another glamorous shot of Katie, and one of Tom Cruise, from T Magazine. [Pop Sugar]
Amy Winehouse has "escaped" from her hospital bed and went to a recording studio and a friend's house before returning to the hospital "in the early hours." Sneaky! [The Sun]
Alex Rodriguez speaks! About his relationship with Madonna! "We're friends – that's it. I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true." [People]

Odetta, "Queen Of American Folk Music," Dead At 77

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:00:00 EST

Odetta, the singer whom Rosa Parks adored and Martin Luther King Jr. called the queen of American folk music, died yesterday at the age of 77. She was, by all accounts, a legend, with a powerful voice, and the prison songs and work songs of the Deep South shaped her life. Odetta sang at the march on Washington in August of 1963. Her song that day was "O Freedom," dating to slavery days. From The New York Times: More »

Scarlett Gets Hitched; Heather Gets Busted; Matilda Gets Money

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT

While everyone was busy focusing on the presidential debates, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married. The ceremony took place Saturday night at a "remote wilderness resort" outside of Vancouver, Canada. The bride is 23, the groom is 31 and they have been dating since 2007. [Us Magazine, People]
Heather Locklear was busted on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday night in Santa Barbara, CA. Apparently a witness saw her driving erratically while leaving a parking lot. This report says: The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times." Cops found Heather by the side of the highway "disoriented and impaired." Prescription drugs appear to be the blame; Heather just left a treatment facility for anxiety and depression 2 months ago. She looks rather stunned in her mug shot. [People, TMZ, ET]
Heath Ledger left behind at least $145,000 in assets and cash — but maybe as much as $20 million in the estate — and Heath's father has announced that every penny will go to Matilda. [News.com.au]
The company that wrote Heath Ledger's $10 million life insurance policy is being sued after claiming the actor's death might have been a suicide, even though officials concluded it was accidental. If it was suicide, the company won't have to pay. [TMZ]
Jermaine Dupri partied so hard on his 36th birthday that he vomited in Janet Jackson's lap. [Page Six]

Improv comedian Dennis O'Toole has noticed...

Maria — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:20:00 EDT

Improv comedian Dennis O'Toole has noticed a trend in people he sees as "the greatest Americans," they are all short men: Martin Luther King, Jr., Bob Dylan, Tom Cruise, and even that melting ball of dough, John McCain, all clock in around 5 feet 7 inches. O'Toole is himself a man of shorter stature and sees his lack in height as the reason for his moxie and success (some call it a Napoleon complex). The fact that other successful dudes are also around his height makes him believe that they are part of an "elite" group of Americans and also motivates him to vote for McCain, even though he disagrees with all of his policies. Okay, dude, we get it: being short is some sort of issue for you, but any man voting for McCain solely based on height deserves to have his voting booth step-stool revoked on Election Day. [NPR] More »

Parsing The Obama Ipod As Told To Rolling Stone: The Blog Equivalent Of "Hot In Herre"?

Moe — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT

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There are two kinds of good things in this world, according to my friend Don. There are the Irrefutables, and then, there are the things where you're like "You think you're soooooooooo cool, but you can't deny…" The irrefutables are, you know, just that. (Obama's race speech. Exile In Guyville. Thomas Frank's call for a new Grace Commission to expose the massive scam of government privatization which he admirably restrained himself from titling the Disgrace Commission.) But the latter things might make you squirm at first, like the epidemic of Irish Catholic overshare in the wake of Tim Russert, or Billy Joel's "Longest Time" or those fond memories you have of being 22 and voting for Ralph Nader who is who is now ripping on Barack Obama for "acting white" which brings us sheepishly to the contents of Barack Obama's iPod — EGADS SHERYL CROW — being ceremoniously revealed to Rolling Stone. On one hand, you know, like Peggy Noonan would say: Barf. On the other hand: Ludacris did some really irrefutable work. The most musically enhanced Crappy Hour in some time, with me and Megan after the jump. More »

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Cameron Diaz was caught smooching More »

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Hates His Nose In This Picture

Moe — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:40:00 EDT

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed thinks the courtroom artist drew his nose too wide. He lost a bunch of weight on the Guantanamo diet and totally turns out to be one of those secretly vain terror masterminds. [USA Today]
This will shock you: Bob Dylan is voting for Barack Obama. Okay, I was kidding about the shocked part. [Times]
There was this whole movement afoot to strongarm Barry into picking Hillary over some of his other bros but I think Hillary took a step back and said, "You know, this is bullshit, I don't care anymore, if he wants me he wants me," and although the hardest part about doing that is always the realization that he's probably gonna be all "It ain't me babe," I'm glad she did that. [NY Times]
You just have to accept that in the Catholic Church shit takes awhile, and that if a priest is accused of pedophilia it might take a few years or even decades to remove him. Now, if he mocks Hillary Clinton and it ends up on YouTube, on the other hand, now that is when you gotta sever all ties right away. [Chicago Tribune] [The Root]
Well this is a new one: alcohol cutting your risk of arthritis. I pretty much always thought gout was arthritis, and that you get that from wine, so this is pretty awesome news, not that I would even notice I had arthritis what with the shakes and whatnot. [BBC]

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Rut Roh! Celine Dion's estate in Florida apparently uses enough water to sink the Titanic. The Palm Beach Post reports that Ms. Dion's estate "uses enough water to fill a bathtub every 4 minutes," while the surrounding central coast is in the midst of a drought. For shame! • Shiloh Jolie Pitt turns two today! She's living it up with the fam in France. • Cambridge students were asked to compare and contrast the lyrics of Amy Winehouse with the poems of Sir Walter Raleigh for a paper. They were also asked to compare the poem with the lyrics of Billie Holiday and Bob Dylan. How Dangerous Minds of them! [NPR via Palm Beach Post, Us, Telegraph] More »

Justin Timberlake Farts Himself A River

Anna Holmes — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:04:35 EDT

Toxic bachelors with toxic butts! Whereas George Clooney gets the runs when visiting Africa, Justin Timberlake gets major gas when in Europe. Poor Jessica Biel. [TheSun]

Oh Cate, we hardly knew ye...

Anna Holmes — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:09:03 EST

We love Cate Blanchett. There's the pretentious, but not pretentious-on-her spelling of her first name. There's her looks, which can go from hardened, almost masculine, Plain Jane to jaw-droppingly exquisite in the flash of a quick cut to black. There's her kinda ugly but you-know-he's-brilliant playwright husband, Andrew Upton, who seems gloriously proud - rather than resentful - of his wife. But mostly, it's Blanchett's talent and choices as an actress [eat that, Gwyneth] that have us believing she can do no wrong. (Bob Dylan! She's playing BOB DYLAN!!!) More »