Ships Ahoy

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By Dodai Stewart Aug 29, 2008 10:45 AM 2,642

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Ships Ahoy

Pop quiz! Two of the September ladymags have photoshoots featuring befrocked women standing in boats moored on dry land. Boats! On land! Is this a symbol of: A) The effects of global warming; B) The fickle nature of fashion, as changing as the sea; C) The simple fact that there are no new ideas? (Click image see both photographs.)

The shot above is from Glamour. Land ho!

This shot is from Bazaar. Heavens, I do believe we've run aground.

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