It's like rain on your wedding day…or the moon, anyway. An unfortunate woman in Chiavari, Italy is suing the dressmaker who made her wedding gown, claiming that faulty workmanship led to the gown literally falling apart at the altar during her 2006 wedding. Said her lawyer, "She was left extremely embarrassed because the stitching of her dress came apart at the altar, slid down and revealed her bottom to the whole congregation." The bride (incidentally, now separated) is seeking forty grand in "moral and financial" damages. [UPI]