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New York Republicans who would like to unseat Democrat Kirsten Gillibrand thought they'd found their knight in wire-rimmed armor in entrepreneur Marc Cenedella. He had the youth, the vigor, the tough talk... the bizarre blog that trafficked in sexism, drug references, and unfunny jokes about Omarosa's wearing a banana hammock. More »
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There's been a ton of hysteria about all the blowjobs teenagers are allegedly giving and getting these days, but relatively little talk about how teen girls actually feel about giving head. Now a group of researchers has decided to ask them, and the results are kind of disturbing — turns out that for some girls, oral sex is "like homework." More »
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If you've ventured onto Twitter within the last few days, you might have noticed an unfamiliar name in the trending topics. Clicking over to the April Pratt topic page reveals that she's not a scientist or athlete or political candidate. Like many female internet sensations, she's another young woman filmed giving some guy a blow job. Just like Amber Cole! But this time, of age, and with nut-bubbles! How is everyone not bored with this yet? More »
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Strangely, this article cheerfully giving tips to guys on getting blowjobs (with bonus history lesson!) does not begin and end with, "Don't rape someone." Allegedly. More »
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In case you were wondering, Bret Michaels was always a royal dickwad. These pictures—probably NSFW—are the proof: More »
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On last night's episode of The Real World: New Orleans (the 24th season of the show), two male roommates engaged in a cuddle session while one of them was blowing himself—with a hairdryer. Kids! More »
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According to May's Glamour, you're "irresistible" to your guy when you blow him while watching TV — just don't swallow, or you might lose that flat belly. More »
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Speaking of dicks, we were just thinking about how we could use some help swallowing as much peen as possible. Now there's this spray to numb our throats. Look out, Easter Sunday, here we cum. [Random Good Stuff] More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More »
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The CockBibs website is no more. Could this mean that the business has gone belly-up? Perhaps its inventor overestimated the market for dry-ball blowjobs. [Washington City Paper] More »
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An Australian woman denies that practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio, led to an accident: "It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place..." More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More »
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The commercial for the Neckline Slimmer claims the product "does for your neckline what exercise does for your body." To us, it seems like it "does for your neckline what blow jobs do"—minus the pearl necklace. More »
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Oh brother. "It'll blow your mind away," reads this new and annoying ad (via Singapore) from Burger King, which illustrates rather explicitly the link between food and sex, but in the most disturbing way. More »
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Since the 1970s, the number of people with tonsil cancer in Stockholm has tripled. Now researchers have linked the increase to HPV and say the rise of oral sex during this time is to blame. More »
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It's fairly obvious that a man, and not a Peggy-Olson-ish female approved the art and was the creative force behind this vintage advertisement for Tangee lipcolor. Because: WTF? Click to enlarge. [Vintage Ads] More »
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On last night's episode, Amber gave a BJ to a guy in a bar. He complained that it was "toothy." Meanwhile, the other Amber went out to their limo and ralphed. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about puking, crushing, and dining halls. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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Helen Golay and Olga Rutterschmidt, the two women who took out insurance policies on homeless men and then murdered them for their insurance policies, have been given life imprisonment. Women who are exposed to high levels of PCB are 33% less likely to give birth to male children. Watch it, nothing wrong with being female. • Cyberbullying is now a "public-health problem" yet only 9% of kids admit to being bullied on the internet. • Police bust an "oral sex competition" in Greece, the women get charged with prostitution and the men get charged with "encouraging obscene behavior." Oh, that seems fair. • A 6% rise in STDs in the UK: is it because more people are being tested or because people just want a "casual shag." More »
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There is little in the world more difficult than trying to communicate with a guy in the middle of a blow job you're performing. Unlike cunnilingus, when there's nothing (or very little) actually in a person's mouth, giving a (good) blow job requires that you put a dick in your mouth, and that kinda makes it difficult to talk, not that you should be doing a lot of talking (though, humming, I've been told, is good). On the other hand, one does run across the occasional dude who wants to make it clear that he wants to ejaculate in your mouth — whether you intend for him to or not — by either holding onto the back of your head or thrusting into your mouth. And, sometimes, your bodily functions are going to trump his. So, what is the universal sign for "Get your dick out of my mouth, asshole, before I puke on it"? More »
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Change is afoot at the Wall Street Journal: the storied newspaper (and my former employer) has launched a site for women that aims to draw in more readers from the sex that shops. Perhaps surprisingly, I'm not actually sure how I feel about this. On one hand, it's kind of genius that there is now a place for blog digressions on how the fuck that recently profiled Lehman Brothers executive manages due diligence in those stripper-height stilettos. On the other hand, pairing a week-old story about "curbing mindless eating" with a pic of Hillary Clinton is probably the type of cheap traffic driver that would offend me if I weren't lacking that reflex. And on that note, here's an amusing screengrab from today's Wall Street Journal I thought I would share with my women readers. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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Woa there, Lily Allen . Lil' allegedly said to a group of photographers last night in London that she "has a 'really good mouth' for and is the 'best in London' for...blow jobs." Sounds like Lily can do more than just "Smile"! • Carmen Electra is engaged to Korn guitarist and tattoo enthusiast Rob Patterson. There's no way this marriage will be shorter than her 10-day matrimonial hijinx with Dennis Rodman, so they have that going for them. • Rumor has it that Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O'Brien on NBC's Late Night in 2009. We have to agree with Michael K over at Dlisted on this one: "Great. Another dude replacing another dude. Can we please get some vagina on late-night already!?" [Perez, Us, Dlisted] More »
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Marilyn Monroe apparently made a sex tape like over half a century ago and somehow it hasn't surfaced until now. It features Marilyn giving a BJ to some unidentified dude and was sold to a "New York business man" for $1.5 million (that's just $500,000 more than Vivid paid for Kim Kardashian's sex tape). According to The New York Post, the footage was shot in the 1950s, and was somehow confiscated by J. Edgar Hoover a decade later in an attempt to prove that the lucky receiver of oral was either John F. Kennedy or Robert Kennedy. The man who bought the footage said that, out of respect for the deceased, he's not going to sell it and "make a Paris Hilton out of her." And they say chivalry is dead! [NY Post] More »
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Today on Tyra, teenagers as young as 13 discussed how they have sex on school grounds, sometimes even giving BJs in the classroom while the substitute teacher is sleeping. As one can imagine, Tyra was appalled and gave some of the kids a stern talking-to, but perhaps more disturbingly, she also went into unnecessary detail with some of the parents on hand, pointing out repeatedly that their kids are sexual beings. It was definitely a big cringe-fest for everyone. Then Tyra asked a teenage lesbian to discuss the specifics of her trysts in the back of the classroom during movie days. The kid did such a good job, it sounded like she was reading a Penthouse Forum letter out loud. Clip above. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I dole out advice on stuff like low libidos, virgin friends, and how everyone is probably gay. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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So, that Obama speech. Hard to knock, right? Ha ha, we said hard, and some ("roaring straight!") writer guy in Park Slope, Brooklyn just wrote on Craigslist about how watching it at the corner store made him want to give Barack Obama a blowjob: "Even the lesbians were crying," he writes. And there is no one more mirthless and cynical than fucking dykes, right? Ha ha wrong! Right Wing news added five new gals to its lineup of blogging conservababes today, so we dutifully checked their sites to see how the "non-choir" perceived the speech. "He's done. If he ain't done, America is," claimed our favorite Zionist swimsuit blogger Pamela Geller. "He is going down the hate-mongering ship." Michelle Malkin wasn't much kinder. More »
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Radar is declaring, in its typically amusing and tongue-in-cheek fashion, that this year's hottest accessory for shiksas is a Jewish husband. You know what? Tongue-in-cheek or not, I'm over Jewish dudes getting all the love. You never hear about Jewish women being the hottest, well, anything; while Woody Allen is off bagging WASP goddesses Mariel Hemmingway and Diane Keaton in Manhattan, cultural stereotypes of female Jews show us to be fleshy, frumpy, sexless overbearing mothers with big noses and unruly hair. Rachel Shukert, the far from frumpy sex writer, thinks that "Jewish men have really had a large part in disseminating those [negative] stereotypes" of Jewish women. More »
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Here's an incredibly progressive article from a 1964 issue of Sexology about the repeal of sex laws banning all acts of sodomy (that includes D in the B, as well as Essing the D) in Illinois, making it legal for adults to do whatever filthy, fun things they choose, so long as it's in private. Unfortunately, not all states followed suit so quickly. It wasn't until 39 years later that Texas finally changed its sex laws. [Modern Mechanix] More »
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=300643&view=rss&microfeed=true The above clip of an illuminating interview with British songbird Lily Allen was posted on RollingStone.com nearly two months ago, but somehow managed to fly beneath our radar until now. And we don't know how! In it, Lils talks candidly about a number of things, but most notably, she reveals that she was kicked out of school for giving a boy (or boys?) head. If it's true, it's an awesome reason for getting expelled. If it's a lie, it's an awesome rumor to start about yourself. I'm really taking a shine to her. Dare I say she makes me smile? More »
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We once had an intern named David Seaman. We called him D-Splooge and shamed him publicly in the internets but we never once made him jerk off into an ice tray, mix his semen with seasonings like guava and barbecue sauce and EAT TWELVE FROZEN 'CUMSICLES' ONE AFTER ANOTHER so we could write about how much he puked. Not because it never occurred to us! But we knoowww men are a little sensitive about the taste of their own jizz. We're reminded every time we try to touch tongues with them after servicing them orally. Men! Take it from Vice magazine, representing all men so secure in their masculinity they borrow their girlfriends' skinny jeans: "Swallowing jizz = big whup." We asked like 18 of our buddies and they totally agree except for some of them. More »
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