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			<title><![CDATA[Your Most Memorable Shitfaced Experience]]></title>
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				With <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #newyearseve" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #newyearseve" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/newyearseve/">New Year's Eve</a> upon us, we're reminded of (our friends') champagne blackouts, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5715681/will-you-be-having-a-one-night-stand-on-new-years">one-night stands</a>, and other terrible turn-of-year mistakes. What, dear Jezeb-hellions, are your most memorable experiences involving too many drinks?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5721758/your-most-memorable-shitfaced-experience" title="Click here to read more about Your Most Memorable Shitfaced Experience">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Dec 2010 11:05:21 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauri Apple]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Writer Susan Cheever Wonders Where All The Drunks Went]]></title>
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				Novelist and reformed alcoholic Susan Cheever <a href="http://proof.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/15/drunkenfreude/">is sad</a> her friends don't get publicly shitcanned anymore, because now she can't feel superior to them.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5111168/writer-susan-cheever-wonders-where-all-the-drunks-went" title="Click here to read more about Writer Susan Cheever Wonders Where All The Drunks Went">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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