In its latest attempt to prove "learning" has no place within its title, TLC is has put out a casting call for "never nudes." Right now, some network employee is crossing her fingers and hoping that there are others who suffer the same affliction as Tobias Funke on Arrested Development.

Maybe TLC isn't making a huge mistake — after all, they have scrounged up people addicted to sleeping with a hairdryer and eating couch cushions in the past. Perhaps there are some people out there who hate taking their clothes off. Heck, there could be literally dozens of them.

Dear TLC, "Never Nudes" Are Not A Thing [Videogum]

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