On this blessed afternoon of July 21, 2014, the gates of heaven themselves have opened to bestow upon us answers to several of the questions that have been tormenting us, as a people, for weeks now. Questions such as, "What is a 'Preserve'?" and "But how do I achieve a curated life?" and "Can I pull off a Navajo-blanket poncho over overalls?"
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