Blake Lively, skilled chooser of words, offered Marie Claire a touching description of her 15-month-old daughter, James, for the magazine’s July cover story:

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Namely, “she has my clammy hands!” Lively, 28, wails. “And my heavy eyelids, my meaty eyelids.” She pivots from self-deprecation to ebullience. “My family: That’s the thing that I feel most protective of and the thing that I feel is the most exposed when I feel exploited.”

For someone so protective of her family, you’d think Lively would have at least noticed that her baby was replaced in the night by a common tree frog wearing a Vivienne Westwood romper.

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[Marie Claire]


I would never accuse anyone’s grief of being performative, and in fairness, Kelly Osbourne did write that she “wanted to get this tattoo for a long time.” But, well, you know, etc.


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