<![CDATA[Jezebel: Bite Me]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Bite Me]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/bite me http://jezebel.com/tag/bite me <![CDATA[Coming In August: Vampire-Con, "The First Vampire-Centric Convention"]]> The 2-day event will include a film festival, panel discussions, and a danse macabre, with "vampirerotica" go-go girls and boys. "People are really excited about this," says Heidi Johnson, Vampire-Con's PR director. "Even my grandmother is into vampires now." [Newsweek] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5316885&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies]]> With research showing those of us with a little junkinthetrunk may be at less risk for diabetes and high blood pressure, the Daily News thinks we need to go back to feeling shitty about ourselves. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5127476&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Heidi Klum To Will Ferrell: Bite Me]]> Last night Heidi Klum dropped by the Tonight show and Jay Leno had a few questions about her recent Sports Illustrated shoot with Will Ferrell. Specifically: Whose idea was it for Will to bite Heidi's ass? Uh, Heidi's! Naturally. "Then all of a sudden his wife came," Heidi explains. Despite the racy shots (which Jay shows), Heidi says Seal "knows my eyes are only there for him." All this and more, in the clip above. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359648&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ "Forget Louis Vuitton or Prada suits," crows...]]> "Forget Louis Vuitton or Prada suits," crows the London Times. "The latest must-have accessory for China's wealthy elite comes ... from the plains of Tibet. The Tibetan mastiff." The droopy-faced breed of dog, which can weigh up to 250 lbs., are extremely rare, and therefore highly coveted. One puppy with a "fine pedigree" goes for about $4,000. A fully grown "iron and gold" male can fetch (ha!) over $390,000. Hopefully the owners aren't feeding it dog food made in China. [Times] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=285491&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Hot New Diet: Mouths Wide Shut]]> Remember that episode of the Real World: Los Angeles, when one of the cast members had her jaw wired shut so she could lose weight? We have no idea what her name was (Tiffany?) and we think she married a pro-athlete, but anyway, she crossed our minds today when we read about the "Charlie Bite", a sort of oral chastity-belt crossed with torture device from Saw created by a bunch of Utah dentists. Diet Blog has the story, and here's their description:
The Charlie Bite is cemented to the lower teeth. If you open your mouth too wide, a hinge opens - immediately preventing you from chewing. You have to stop and manually drop the hinge back down again. The idea is to eat slower, so you feel full before you overdo it. What about consumption of calorie-dense beverages?
'What about consumption of calorie-dense beverages?' Is that really the only response to this atrocity? Ugh. Well, obsessive dieters, we're sure if you're willing to shell out thousands to have your jaw cemented shut you'll also be able to find a way to stick a finger (or straw) down your throat and vomit up all those Frappuccinos and Jamba Juice! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=278906&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[My Existential Sarah Jessica Parker Crisis]]> When we first caught wind, way back before anyone was actually reading this, of Sarah Jessica Parker's first-ever clothing line and its unexpected taking up of residence at the beyond-classy Steve & Barry's discount sport shop, we were thrilled. Such material! She of the mortgage-priced shoe collection! A poster girl for the $20 outfit! And using Oprah's couch as a soap box to do so! Oh, but quickly we soured. We began grumpily to resent SJP's notion that she was Some Great Philanthropist. And then we resented her resenting us. We found ourselves, for the first time in ever, siding with the stylegentsia. Whose abiding question about Bitten by SJP could be boiled down to: Why so ugly? So it was with no small sense of duty — and no big sense of enthusiasm — that we approached the Manhattan Mall Steve & Barry's. More »
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