Jezebel: Bitches

Remarkably Terrible Woman Steals Foul Ball From Little Girl

Whitney Jefferson — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:05:00 EDT

At a recent Astros-Diamondbacks game, a foul ball flew into the stands towards a grown woman and some children; after a short squabble, the woman left with the ball. A slow-mo replay shows the woman actually grabbing the ball from a young sportsfan's hands. According to a redditor who was at the game, she was booed for about five minutes, which doesn't seem quite long enough. Fuck off, lady. More »

What To Buy A Grinch

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:14:34 EST

Some people do not care for winter wonderlands, silver bells or "merry" anything. Some people are bitchy and bitter, perpetually pissed-off or generally annoyed. What we have here are gifts for Grinches, Scrooges, the enraged and the ill-tempered. More »

It's Bitch Vs. Bitch When Real Housewives Visit The Fashion Show

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 12:30:00 EST

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In a Bravo marketing genius mashup, the ladies of The Real Housewives Of Orange County and The Real Housewives Of New Jersey were on the Isaac Mizrahi/Iman hosted Fashion Show last night. Let the bitchery begin! More »

LaToya Jackson, Lisa Vanderpump & A Little Gigolo Have Lunch

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 13:55:00 EST

[Beverly Hills, November 22. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Oprah Declares That Her New Network Will Be Bitch-Free

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 12:17:00 EDT

During a speech at Maria Shriver's Women's Conference this week, Oprah Winfrey said that the OWN Network will be, "fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches. Imagine that. Imagine." More »

Types Of Bitches: Making Art From A Meme

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:00:00 EDT

Are you a bitch? If so, can you clarify what type ? As you may remember, a third-grader provided options, ranging from "geekin' bitches" to "wearing shoes that be talking bitches." Now you're being asked to choose, for art's sake. More »

"I'm The Fashion Expert Around Here:" Piers Morgan Not Ready For Primetime

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:20:00 EST

Piers Morgan, arbitrator of all things "sexy and feminine," went on the Today Show this morning to spout things like "more women on the red carpet should think about men." And that's just the beginning. More »

Fox Rips Off SATC with "Bitches"

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:50:00 EST

It’s not really surprising that Fox is doing a SATC ripoff, but it is a little shocking that they named it “Bitches.” More »

Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:00:00 EST

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Last night's episode of Charm School was a clips reel of never-before-seen footage. That means: scenes of contestants at their drunkest. Plus, Sharon Osbourne attacked one of the women this weekend at the reunion taping. More »

Sadie Frost Has Bitchy Friends

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:50:00 EDT

Being A Bitch Is Every Smart Woman's Birthright

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:30:00 EDT

Much has been said recently about the dearth of actual bitches these days (including by Moe), but there is always more to say. Fresh from the very pro-bitch Guardian, Victoria Coren's column further expands on the much-stated need to increase the bitchiness of the world today. She notes that there's an enormous difference between bitching and being a bitch, and bemoans the lack of women with superiority complexes in the world today. What she implies but never comes right out and says is that being a bitch is a job best suited to the intellectuals among us. More »

Pop-culture aficionado Rich Juzwiak, whom...

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:40:00 EDT

Pop-culture aficionado Rich Juzwiak, whom readers may know from his appearances in Pot Psychology, went to the live taping of the Rock of Love 2 reunion and came back with lots of stories, but we particularly liked the one about Kristy Joe, the woman who went on the show and cried about her husband the whole time she was supposed to be rocking Bret's world: "And then there's Kristy Joe, who introduced herself to me by saying, 'I don't like you'...Catherine came into the room, and I heard Kristy Joe mutter to her that she just ripped me a new a**hole. Clearly, our definitions differ entirely on what that entails." [VH1] More »

A Dog's Life Is Ruff: Win A Chance To Pamper Your Pooch!

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:30:00 EDT

Is your dog in desperate need of a makeover? To celebrate Animal Planet's new show, Groomer Has It, we're holding a contest for the most, um, aesthetically-challenged canine. Send a picture of your pup to tips@jezebel.com with the subject line "This Mutt Needs A Makeover." Be sure to include your name, e-mail address, phone number, as well as information about why your mongrel needs a manicure. We wanna know why your hound should get her hair did. One lucky dog will win a grooming session courtesy of Animal Planet! (This is not to be confused with our Past Fashion call for submissions — we're still accepting those as well!) More »

Tina Fey On SNL: "Bitch Is The New Black"

Anna Holmes — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:00:00 EST

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This Week, We Totally Contradicted Ourselves

Jessica G. — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:40:00 EST

First, we made a New Year's resolution to be nicer to womanity.

Julie Burchill Used To Be Really Thin

Moe — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:20:00 EST

Okay, I spoke too soon about the great British bitch-champion Julia Burchill. I realized upon seeing her photo that she was, like, my absolute heroine in high school. Because I was one of those suburban high schoolers who read The Face, I was naturally as obsessed with her weight gain as I was with her awesome sentences. Was she as happy being fattish as she had been when she was so skinny? Could she have been as good a writer if she had stayed thin like Joan Didion? I figured my other British heroines like Justine Frischmann and Louise Wener managed to stay both funny and skinny only because so little in the way of output was really asked of them; they could concentrate on shooting up and starving themselves 85% of the time and eat/write the other 15%. (No truly, I thought about these things.) More »

Reader Roundup

Jessica G. — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:50:00 EST

Best Comment of the Day, in response to A New Makeup Straight Out Of Your Wet 'N Wildest Dreams!: "I hate mineral makeup. It is the Atkins diet of makeups." We say: does it make you gassy just like Atkins does? • Worst, in response to Being A Bitch Will Save The World: "I'm not a bitch! I'm not a 'real' bitch or one of those insecure bitches. I'm just not a bitch...and I don't like bitches much either." We say: to quoth Steel Magnolias, "If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me." We're guessing you wouldn't be very fun to sit next to.

[Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You.]

Photo Dump: 'This' Could Be Cuter

Anna Holmes — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:25:50 EDT

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