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				<ul><li>A source (who's clearly <strong>Team Gabriel</strong> in the increasingly nasty <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #halleberry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #halleberry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/halleberry/">Halle Berry</a></strong> custody battle) claims Aubry has emails, texts, and voicemails which document her "angry and jealous rages." Gabe's such a good guy that he isn't releasing them &mdash; yet.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5750391/gabriel-aubry-caught-halle-berrys-rages-on-tape" title="Click here to read more about Gabriel Aubry Caught Halle Berry's &quot;Rages&quot; On Tape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:51:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sandra Bullock's Ex Involved in Race Crash]]></title>
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				Yes, I thought <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jessejames" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jessejames" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jessejames/">Jesse James</a> had gotten himself into more Nazi uniform-related trouble when I read the headline, too, but it turns out that he was involved in an errant <em>car </em>race, not in the more-expected racism.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5698872/sandra-bullocks-ex-involved-in-race-crash" title="Click here to read more about Sandra Bullock's Ex Involved in Race Crash">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Nov 2010 10:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Michelle &quot;Bombshell&quot; McGee Now Doing Promos for Cheating Site]]></title>
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				<ul><li>That unfortunately tattooed woman who slept with Sandra Bullock's correspondingly unfortunately tattooed husband is pole dancing online under the URL SandraBullocksRevenge.com. What does that even mean?</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5683668/michelle-bombshell-mcgee-now-doing-promos-for-cheating-site" title="Click here to read more about Michelle &quot;Bombshell&quot; McGee Now Doing Promos for Cheating Site">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Nov 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[UPDATED: Gap To Give Away 10,000 Pairs Of Jeans On Facebook]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Want <strong>free jeans</strong>? Don't mind handing a corporation access to your personal data and real-time location? <strong>Gap</strong> will <strong>give away</strong> 10,000 pairs of jeans to Facebook fans who "check in" to its stores <strike>on an as-yet-unannounced date</i></strike> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=159056334132258">tomorrow</a>. [<a href="http://fashionista.com/2010/11/the-gap-is-giving-away-10000-pairs-of-free-jeans-via-facebook/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+fashionistacom+(Fashionista)">Fashionista</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5681556/gap-to-give-away-10000-pairs-of-free-jeans-on-facebook" title="Click here to read more about UPDATED: Gap To Give Away 10,000 Pairs Of Jeans On Facebook">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong>Elin Nordegren </strong>has done an exclusive interview with <em>People</em>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5621491/newly-divorced-elin-nordegren-speaks" title="Click here to read more about Elin Nordegren's First Interview: &quot;I've Been Through Hell&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Though <strong>Mo'Nique</strong> gave <strong>Oprah Winfrey</strong> permission to interview her brother Gerald, who molested her, she isn't happy about how Monday's interview went down. She feels, "Her brother lied and that it was not sympathetic enough towards her," says a source.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5521328/moniques-mad-at-oprah--lindsay-throws-ice-in-sams-face" title="Click here to read more about Mo'Nique's Mad at Oprah;  Lindsay Throws Ice In Sam's Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Being Conventionally Cute Is Not Enough For The Food Network. What Is?]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Oh, dear. <strong>Tiger Woods'</strong> fourth alleged mistress has been identified as <strong>Jamie Jungers</strong>, a cocktail waitress and "Trashygirls.com" model from Las Vegas. Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure."  [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b156713_mom_confirms_tiger_woods_latest_alleged.html?utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5419986/tigers-alleged-mistress-count-rises-to-six-alexa-ray-joel-in-stable-condition" title="Click here to read more about Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Erin Wasson</strong> is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her <a href="http://fashionista.com/2008/07/scene_genart_post_serious_dama.php">unfortunate habit</a> of claiming jewelry designer <strong>Bliss Lau</strong>'s pieces as her own. [<a href="http://www.elleuk.com/news/Star-style-News/erin-wasson-debuts-new-jewellery-collection">Elle UK</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5352593/jewel-thief-model-re+launches-line-yoko-ono-at-fashion-week" title="Click here to read more about Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> is on the cover of <em>Elle</em> UK &mdash; the shoot where jewelry went missing! &mdash;  and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5328747/lindsays-elle-shoot-confusing-unpredictable-chris-brown-to-apologize-on-tv" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>One of the hazards of dating a rock star: When, mid-fight, you want to throw some of his stuff into a pool, there's a slight risk that he might have unreleased, non-backed-up new songs among his personal effects. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009/06/21/kate-moss-throws-laptop-containing-boyfriend-s-new-songs-into-swimming-pool-during-row-115875-21460758/">Mirror</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5299546/kate-moss-destroys-hopes-of-kills-fans-emma-watson-to-design-own-line" title="Click here to read more about Kate Moss Destroys Hopes Of Kills Fans; Emma Watson To Design Own Line?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[TatianaTheAnonymousModel]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROBERT PATTINSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROBERT PATTINSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/robert-pattinson/">Robert Pattinson</a></strong> was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5295959/robert-pattinson-hit-by-a-car-while-running-from-fans-jon-and-kate-gosselin-are-divorcing" title="Click here to read more about Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>GLAAD is concerned about <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SACHA BARON COHEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SACHA BARON COHEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sacha-baron-cohen/">Sacha Baron Cohen</a></strong>'s depiction of homosexuality in <em><strong>Brüno</strong></em>:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5295221/glaad-not-happy-about-bruno-sjps-surrogate-targeted-by-cops" title="Click here to read more about GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Justin Timberlake</strong> was supposedly caught cheating on <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JESSICA BIEL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JESSICA BIEL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jessica-biel/">Jessica Biel</a></strong>... by <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong>. Linds happened to be at a nightclub in New York and spotted a very drunk Justin holding hands and kissing another woman.  She snapped a picture and Tweeted:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5294472/lindsay-accuses-justin-of-cheating-billy-william-joel-wife-call-it-quits" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating; Billy William Joel, Wife, Call It Quits">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hehe, this is so <a href="http://deceiver.com/2008/05/01/gwyneth-paltrow-is-sort-of-a-jerk/">shades of</a> "Antony" Hopkins. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GWYNETH PALTROW" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GWYNETH PALTROW" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gwyneth-paltrow/">Gwyneth Paltrow</a> refers to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILLY JOEL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILLY JOEL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/billy-joel/">Billy Joel</a> as "William". Seriously, no matter how well meaning, Ms. Paltrow's GOOP ghostwriter (or publicist) needs to nip this sort of pretense in the bud. [<a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/06/gwyneth-paltrow-billy-joel-is-william.html?xid=rss-popwatch-Gwyneth+Paltrow%3A+now+renaming+other+celebrities+at+her+leisure">EW</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5287145/its-the-poop" title="Click here to read more about It's The Poop">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jesus Luz</strong> went on a Brazilian TV program, <em>Fantastico</em>, and said of <strong>Madonna</strong>: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5269876/jesus--madonna-just-friends-kiefer--jack-put-headbutt-behind-them" title="Click here to read more about Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madonna's Still Fighting For Mercy; Kate & Owen Are Over Again]]></title>
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				<ul><li>The Malawi Human Rights Commission is stepping in to help <strong>Madonna</strong> appeal her adoption case. Sources say three-year-old Mercy James "understands what's going on" and has been asking, "Where is Mummy? Where is Lola?" [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20271295,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5205984/madonnas-still-fighting-for-mercy-kate--owen-are-over-again" title="Click here to read more about Madonna's Still Fighting For Mercy; Kate & Owen Are Over Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Yesterday we heard there was no sex tape; today Britney wants to buy the tape she made with Adnan Ghalib from him, so she can destroy it. Even if they're not having sex on the video, she's probably loopy and naked. She might need to give this guy a lot of cash to make him go away. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1755004.ece#OTC-RSS">The Sun</a>]
<li>Meanwhile, Adnan Ghalib has filed for divorce. Don't forget: He was married the whole time he was dating Brit. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/30/britneys-creepy-ex-files-for-divorce/">TMZ</a>]
<li>New show <em>Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels</em> has been halted after a crew member driving a production vehicle fell asleep at the wheel and killed two 19-year olds in another vehicle. Bret says: "As a father of two, I cannot even imagine what the families must be going through at this time. I will make every attempt to reach out to them to let them know that my heart and prayers are with them during their time of grief." As of yet, neither Bret nor VH1 have contacted the families. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-30-rock-of-love-production-halted-after-crew-member-kills-2-teens">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Angelina Jolie: In therapy? So are millions of Americans. More on this in Midweek Madness. [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14670?cid=RSS">Star</a>]
<li>DJ AM and and Paris Hilton have been texting. He wrote to her: "so lucky to be alive." Paris says: "I think God saved him." [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b31718_dj_am_paris_im_lucky_be_alive.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]
<li>You know how Courtney Love said Kurt Cobain's ashes had been stolen? An Australian artist named Natascha Stellmach claims to have the ashes. She plans on putting the ashes in a joint and SMOKING them in a joint in a "secret Berlin location." Then she will announce that she feels stupid and contagious.  [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/09/kurt_cobain_to_get_smoked.html">NY Mag</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5057311/britney-wants-to-buy-her-own-sex-tape" title="Click here to read more about Britney Wants To Buy Her Own Sex Tape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Even though Christie Brinkley is dealing with that hot mess of a divorce from Peter Cook, she's <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373595,00.html">still friends</a> with ex Billy Joel. Aw, even from her white bread world, she can be buddies with a downtown guy! • David Beckham breaks for fans! The soccer star stopped to <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/30/david-beckham-flight-risk/">sign autographs</a> in D.C. • Oh Christ. Heidi Montag wants to record a <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/heidi-montag-i-want-to-record-a-christian-album">Christian album.</a> The "kind of non-denominational Baptist" tells <em>Us</em>, "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God." Of course, there are more choice quotes in the story itself. [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373595,00.html">Fox News</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/30/david-beckham-flight-risk/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/heidi-montag-i-want-to-record-a-christian-album">Us</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5020745/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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