Jezebel: Bill Murray

Waris Ahluwalia Hearts Wes Anderson

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:45:00 EST

There are so many fun things to learn about Waris Ahluwalia — the generally darling jewelry designer/actor/teetotal scenester/all-around chic Sikh whom you recognize from all those Wes Anderson movies — in this new Q&A! Ahluwalia says Cate Blanchett or his I Am Love co-star Tilda Swinton would be his top choices to play him in a biopic, becaues "They're both fantastic and have played men in various roles." He says he got into doing what he does by founding and editing a music magazine called Oscillate. "But I didn't like chasing people down for ad dollars every month. I only knew that after I tried it though." And his dream role? To play a zombie in a Rob Zombie movie. More »

Bill Murray Casually Chats Up The Obamas

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:35:00 EST

Actor Bill Murray, center, chats with President Barack Obama, left, and first lady Michelle Obama before an NCAA basketball game between Oregon State and Towson in Towson, Md., Saturday, Nov. 26, 2011. (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky) More »

Betty White And Bill Murray In Unlikely Circumstances

Whitney Jefferson — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:20:00 EDT

Bill Vs. Betty (which, it happens, was created by Jezebel illustrator-of-choice Steve Dressler) is an entire Tumblr dedicated to photoshopped images of Bill Murray's face on Betty White's body, and Betty White's face on Bill Murray's body. If you like simple laughs with a side of mindfuckery, you must check it out! [Bill Vs. Betty] More »

Nicole Richie Files Restraining Order Against Paparazzo

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order against a photographer whom she claims is stalking her daughter Harlow Madden.

Spencer Pratt Is Selling A Sex Tape Starring Heidi Montag

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:22:02 EDT

Spencer Pratt has contacted Vivid Entertainment about selling a sex tape featuring himself and Heidi Montag, which he says, "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."

Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants

Hortense Smith — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that Mel Gibson was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [TMZ]

Tiger's Alleged Mistress Joins Celebrity Rehab Cast

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:45:00 EDT

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Today the official Celebrity Rehab cast was announced, and it includes alleged Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel. Sources say she's "addicted to love" ... and only agreed to do the show because she has a crush on Dr. Drew.

Lindsay Ordered To Fess Up About Drug Use; Farrah Contacts Tori From Heaven

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan will finally have to answer for her behavior on that wacky night in 2007 when she stole a car, ran over a guy's foot, and was arrested with a baggie of coke in her pocket (allegedly, natch).

Jen Ate Baby Food; Snooki Punched A "Whore"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

According to this report, Jennifer Aniston wanted to lose weight before she flew to Hawaii to film Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. So famed trainer Tracy Anderson put her on a "Baby Food Cleanse" program.

Jessica To Talk To Oprah About John; Miss Piggy Might Go Gaga

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

Jessica Simpson will be on Oprah's show on Wednesday, and apparently she talks about John Mayer:

Jamie Lynn Spears And Casey Aldridge Split, Madonna Searches For Surrogates, And Taylor Lautner To Play Stretch Armstrong

Hortense Smith — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:30:00 EST

Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly broken up with Casey Aldridge, the father of her child, and is now dating 28-year-old James Watson, who doesn't care "at all about who she is. They really seem to like each other." [NYDN]

Brangelina's Heart May Go On, Andy Dick's Roaming Hands May Not

Megan Carpentier — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:25:00 EST

Although every other news outlet is now re-reporting the News of the World "scoop" that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really done, the couple's rep claims the report is a lie. [Radar, Daily Mail, NY Daily News, Perez Hilton]

Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:30:00 EST

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Critics have been increasingly disenchanted with Wes Anderson's films, but in Fantastic Mr. Fox, painstakingly slow stop-motion animation allowed him to create his signature storybook feel, while also allowing George Clooney and Meryl Streep to turn in lively performances. More »

"Back Off, Man. I'm A Scientist."

Hortense Smith — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, October 30. Image via Getty.]

Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat

Hortense Smith — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:50:00 EDT

Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]

Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.

Sadie Stein — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

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Appropriately enough, Fantastic Mr. Fox premiered at London's Odeon Leicester Square, and Wes Anderson's quirky gang — plus a few glamazons and the most adorable kids in the world — was there, and looking, well, quirky. More »

George & Bill: Lost In ________

Anna Holmes — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:50:00 EDT

[Lake Como, Italy; July 7. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family. She claims Steven Burky has been "stalking and harassing" her, sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country." The guy showed up at her house and said, "God has sent me a vision of you being persecuted in some manner that may result in your death." Burky has a blog called Satanic Panic, on which he wrote: "Are multitudes of adults resorting to human sacrifices and then repressing this information from fear of Christ..." [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan "sobbed in the street" after her fight with Samantha Ronson, and this report claims it was physical, with Sam "throwing punches" on the dancefloor when she saw LL dancing with her ex Calum Best. [The Sun]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached an agreement regarding their divorce! Guy is refusing to take a single penny, and they'll share custody of the kids, except Lourdes, who will stay with her mom. [This Is London, Times of London]

Like A Motel 6, Bill Murray Leaves The Light On For You

Hortense Smith — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Amy Winehouse's Demise Greatly Exaggerated, Says Man Paid By Amy Winehouse

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Amy Winehouse is doing fine, says her spokesman, whom she pays to say such things. Despite tabloid rumors, she is not on a suicide watch. [People]
Also, Amy's mom says Amy is a good influence on her goddaughter, Dionne, who wants to be a singer. [Daily Express]
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: Back on. [People]
Michelle Rodriguez was staying at a fancy hotel in Coconut Grove, FL but she must have had a fight with the ladyfriend she was traveling with: Guests heard two women yelling at 9am Sunday morning and one saw Michelle in the hallway, banging on the door, hollering, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back." Then the door creaked open. [Rush & Molloy]
Nick Nolte suffered smoke inhalation and abrasions during a fire at his home in Malibu. The blaze seems to have started in the bedroom due to an electrical problem, and when firefighters arrived Nolte was trying to put it out himself with a garden hose. [UPI, AP]

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Billboard Magazine talking about the Vanity Fair hubbub. Best quote: "I stress about that stuff like everyone else, but at the end of day, I’m a good ol’ Southern girl that likes her Cracker Barrel at 9 o’clock at night and if I want it, gosh darn, I’m going to eat it." • More details on the Madonna and Guy Ritchie split: According to the Daily Mirror, "They were both very calm. Madonna told Guy: ‘I’m sorry, I want a divorce’. And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad.” • Bill Murray's divorce was finalized yesterday. His now ex-wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, was granted full custody of the couple's 4 children and will likely get the $7 million outlined in the prenuptial agreement. This settlement comes on the heels of some ugly early court proceedings where Jennifer called Bill an abusive, ganja addicted drunk. [Perez, Just Jared, Celebitchy] More »

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Bill Murray's soon-to-be ex-wife, Jennifer, has just released a doozy of a divorce filing, in which she accuses the Groundhog Day star of "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment." The couple has been married for 12 years and have four children. Say it ain't so, Bill! • More break-up news: Ally Sheedy is divorcing her husband of 15 years, fellow actor David Lansbury. • Gwyneth Paltrow works out three hours a day, says Mario Batali, and that's why she can eat whatever she wants. Whatever. [The Smoking Gun, ICYDK via Dlisted, Us] More »

Lost In Translation Review? Or Sports Report?

Anna Holmes — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:20:00 EST

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What Did Bill Murray Whisper To Scarlett Johansson At The End Of Lost In Translation? Now We Know!

Moe — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:00:24 EST

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Geeks somewhere used nanotechnology or something like that to uncover the ancient mystery of what exactly Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson in the final scene of Lost In Translation. I'm going to tell you what it was, but I'm putting it after the jump bc I'm a whore that way, though in advance of that I'd just like to say, "Scarlett, I wish I could say 'my sentiments exactly.' And I wish it held up. I loved this movie, see, and even though you were a brat I loved you in it. I loved the way you gazed around the jetlagged permadawn of East Asia. I loved the way your eyes conveyed that fascin/alienated wonder of foreign travel, your unbridled badness at karaoke, and most of all your total naked contempt for everyone — the Japs! the lounge singer! Anna Faris! — around you. It was so darn BELIEVABLE. It's my own bad, then, for getting sick of you when it turned out that you actually are, minus the Yale and the tastefully understated hair/wardrobe/makeup, 'Charlotte.' You're Charlotte run amok! Charlotte with rhinoplasty." More »