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				<em>"My mom is going to kill me."</em> A phrase used so often it has lost its urgency and true meaning. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5818982/our-fascination-with-the-murderous-side-of-motherhood" title="Click here to read more about Our Fascination With The Murderous Side Of Motherhood">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:31:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week]]></title>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Charlie Sheen's scent is music to his fans' noses, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker gets makeover, and the "hiccup girl" is a total asshole.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5790351/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Apr 2011 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Celebs Vote Because They Care About The Issues]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #brodyjenner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #brodyjenner" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/brodyjenner/">Brody Jenner</a> is doing his part to make sure that marijuana is legalized for recreational use in California. Plus, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #daniellestaub" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #daniellestaub" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/daniellestaub/">Danielle Staub</a> is still trying to get her own show.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5679982/celebs-vote-because-they-care-about-the-issues" title="Click here to read more about Celebs Vote Because They Care About The Issues">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Nov 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Oz and Oprah pop the world's biggest pimple, Wendy Williams deep fries one of her wigs, and Michaele Salahi tries her hardest to cry.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5665295/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:14:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a queef joke squeaks out on live TV, Bill Cosby claims he isn't dead, and Teresa Giudice gets grilled about her money problems on <em>The View</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5606796/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Aug 2010 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bill Cosby Is Not Dead]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #billcosby" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #billcosby" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/billcosby/">Bill Cosby</a> is alive and well (and pushing an <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bill-cosby/id379941926">iPhone app</a>) despite rumors of his demise. Also, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dannydevito" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dannydevito" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dannydevito/">Danny DeVito</a> is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5602853/bill-cosby-is-not-dead" title="Click here to read more about Bill Cosby Is Not Dead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				WTF moment in '80s TV.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5427908/alicia-keys-was-on-the-cosby-show" title="Click here to read more about Alicia Keys Was On The Cosby Show?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Texas gal <strong>Renée Zellweger</strong> will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bradleycooper" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bradleycooper" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bradleycooper/">Bradley Cooper</a></strong>'s parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/10/27/2009-10-27_renee_zellweger_set_to_spend_holidays_in_philadelphia_with_family_of_boyfriend_b.html">NY Daily News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5390766/renee-to-meet-bradleys-parents-award-season-begins" title="Click here to read more about Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #audrinapatridge" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #audrinapatridge" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/audrinapatridge/">Audrina Patridge</a></strong>'s homes.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5388431/more-arrests-in-lindsay-burglary-cross-snorted-coke-in-front-of-obama" title="Click here to read more about More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>After shooting a fight scene for <em>The Bounty</em>, a source says <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER ANISTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER ANISTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jennifer-aniston/">Jennifer Aniston</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GERARD BUTLER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GERARD BUTLER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gerard-butler/">Gerard Butler</a></strong> were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/08/exclusive-jen-aniston-and-gerard-butler-kissing-set">Radar Online</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5342127/jen--gerard-caught-kissing--vh1-star-charged-with-wifes-murder" title="Click here to read more about Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing;  VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>At the launch of her spray-tanning line Sevin Nyne, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> said of criticism about her weight, "I like the way I look." She added that she and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samantha-ronson/">Samantha Ronson</a></strong> are still in touch. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5236447/lindsay-still-friends-with-sam-did-chris-brown-start-the-swine-flu" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Still Friends With Sam; "Did Chris Brown Start The Swine Flu?"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				We're kind of over <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/how-to-talk-to-girls/">How to Talk to Girls</a></em>, the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5100758/the-book-of-love">precocious dating guide</a> by nine-year-old schmooze <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALEC GREVEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALEC GREVEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/alec-greven/">Alec Greven</a>. Apparently, so is <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILL COSBY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILL COSBY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bill-cosby/">Bill Cosby</a>, who, on Leno, takes exception to the kid's dissing on class clowns.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5153371/kids-say-the-darndest-things" title="Click here to read more about Kids Say The Darndest Things">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Are The Obamas Possible Because Of The Huxtables?]]></title>
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				It's strange that there's an ongoing debate about who &mdash; or what &mdash; in arts and entertainment made it possible to elect Barack Obama. Was it Oprah? Tiger Woods? Will Smith? Morgan Freeman and Chris Rock playing presidents in movies? According to a story from the <em>New York Times</em>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/08/arts/television/08cosb.html">both Bill Cosby and Karl Rove</a> seem to think it all comes down to <em>The Cosby Show</em>. Yes, folks, apparently, if there were no Huxtables, there'd be no Barack Obama.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5081997/are-the-obamas-possible-because-of-the-huxtables" title="Click here to read more about Are The Obamas Possible Because Of The Huxtables?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Lauren Conrad was spotted "getting very cozy" and swapping tales of C-list level celebrité with <i>Orange County</i> actor <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-30-does-lc-have-a-new-man">Kyle Howard</a>. So she went from dating actual OC losers to dating someone who played one for a movie? Upgrade! • You know you are really pushing the limits of a story when the moms start commenting to local newspapers: The mother of Isabel Lucas, the passenger in Shia LaBeouf's car accident this weekend, says her daughter would not <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/30/shias-passengers-mom-aint-madd/">get into a car</a> with someone who is drinking. • Michelle Obama was <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215533_2,00.html">star struck</a> when she got to meet Bill Cosby. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-30-does-lc-have-a-new-man">Perez Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/30/shias-passengers-mom-aint-madd/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215533_2,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030962/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bill Cosby's Unwanted Eighties Sweaters Are Actually Fashionable]]></title>
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				So, Bill Cosby's sweaters, which he's attempting to auction for an educational charity in his late son Ennis Cosby's name, <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/06/does_no_one_want_bill_cosbys_s.html">have apparently failed to elicit any bids on eBay. </a> (Granted, the asking start is five grand. And it's June.) I guess it'd be easy to make a joke at the sweaters' expense — they are indeed breathtaking — but I'm not going to, and not just because this foundation sounds like a good cause. Maybe I've just been looking at too many red-carpet rundowns.  Maybe I've been spending too much quality time with <em>Vogue Italia lately. </em>Maybe it's because I spent the wee smalls looking at the new Missoni collection.  But...the sweaters are kind of rad.  And not in an ironic, 'I-just-moved-to-Williamsburg-five-seconds-ago' way, either!  Like, if Agyness Deyn or someone threw one of those bad boys over a pair of skinnies, cinched with appropriate belt and sported with insouciance, I think  everyone from Wintour to Forever 21 would take notice.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5012758/bill-cosbys-unwanted-eighties-sweaters-are-actually-fashionable" title="Click here to read more about Bill Cosby's Unwanted Eighties Sweaters Are Actually Fashionable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY WINEHOUSE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY WINEHOUSE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amy-winehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a> has joined a list of young millionaires! She has an estimated £10 million fortune. And yet you'd never know it. Love that! [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/25/namy125.xml">Telegraph</a>]<br   />
<li>Uh-oh. Amy might get arrested today, because she headbutted some guy who might press charges. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1089655.ece">The Sun</a>]<br   />
<li>Madonna's new album, <em>Hard Candy</em>, debuts today on MySpace &mdash; four days before the official release date. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20194994,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]<br   />
<li><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAUREN CONRAD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAUREN CONRAD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lauren-conrad/">Lauren Conrad</a> will become a fashion blogger. For the poorly-named site College Tonight. Think she can write? [<a href="http://fashionista.com/2008/04/lauren_conrad_fashion_blogger.php">Fashionista</a>]<br   />
<li>So MSNBC is claiming they never asked <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidi-montag/">Heidi Montag</a> to sit at their table at the White House Correspondent's dinner. And yet! <em>Radar</em> has an email from Courtney Hazlett of MSNBC.com attempting to confirm Heidi's attendance at the dinner. But see MSNBC and MSNBC.com are <em>different</em>, you guys. So the site sent the invite and Heidi declined. In any case! Heidi will not be at the dinner. So there's that. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/msnbc-busted-lying-about-heidi-montag-invite.php">Radar</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/383972/can-you-believe-amy-winehouse-is-a-multimillionaire" title="Click here to read more about Can You Believe Amy Winehouse Is A Multimillionaire?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Happy Tax Day, Jezebels! <em>God</em> it is depressing today. We decided to read that lengthy <em>Atlantic</em> piece about Bill Cosby's haterist theories and got depressed about Bill Cosby being depressed about black people. Then we got depressed that the story devoted all of a <em>sentence</em> to <a href="http://www.phillymag.com/articles/cosby_threw_me_on_the_bed/">allegations Bill Cosby had sexually assaulted 13 women.</a> We got depressed about the <a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080414/inflation_squeeze.html?.v=4">food shortages</a> and the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/15/business/15retail.html?hp">kids for whom the only honest job in town is at a Foot Locker that's about to close</a> and the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/14/AR2008041400394.html">Italians</a> but then we found a passage from Obama's first book about hanging out with his Jarvis Cocker college crew rolling cigarettes and being alienated and Marxist and somehow that made it all okay again, probably because we are still self-absorbed assholes in arrested development who don't actually have problems beyond figuring out where the fuck we put our W-2s when we were drunk. Myself, <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/bogs">Glamocracy</a>'s Megan, Cindy McCain's plagiarized recipes and so much more after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/379875/all-about-alleged-rapist-bill-cosby-because-april-15-is-about-how-other-people-need-to-start-taking-responsibility" title="Click here to read more about All About Alleged Rapist Bill Cosby, Because April 15 Is About How Other People Need To Start Taking Responsibility!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Girls Gone Wild</em> <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h1HOAlj12Nb-LMpcMyku9Cl63ITwD8V81GL00">sleaze</a> Joe Francis tried to convince a Reno judge to keep him from being extradited to Florida after his current Nevada trial for tax evasion is over. There is a no-bail warrant out for Francis in Florida stemming from charges that he filmed underage girls for some of the <em>GGW</em> vids. Unfortunately for Joe, the judge wasn't buying what he's selling. Francis will indeed have to face the Florida charges after his Nevada sentence is determined. • OMG you guys, Kristin Cavallari, <em>Laguna Beach</em> alum and arch-enemy of Lauren Conrad, was the one who originally set up <a href="http://usmagazine.com/heidi_montag_secret_there_was_another_woman">Heidi and Spencer.</a> Is this a Machiavellian plot to destroy L.C.'s life??? [<a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h1HOAlj12Nb-LMpcMyku9Cl63ITwD8V81GL00">AP</a>,   <a href="http://usmagazine.com/heidi_montag_secret_there_was_another_woman">Us</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/364678/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-28-when-daddy-bangs-your-friend">Perez Hilton</a>]   </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/361717/hulk-hogan-hooking-up-with-brookes-buddy" title="Click here to read more about Hulk Hogan: Hooking Up With Brooke's Buddy?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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