Oh here I am over here all "NOPE, I'm cool with not having kids and whatnot. NBD! Hey, what's that? It's a picture of President Barack Obama; how nice. Oh and what's that he's doin—OH MY GOD." All the ovaries exploding. All of them, y'all.
Don't blink. pic.twitter.com/vujKLQRWbA
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 8, 2014