TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had no idea who these ladies are (I didn’t either) and he looks pretty hurried in the picture, like he was on his way to get another margarita before getting into an intense discussion about the making of Meet The Fockers with Robert De Niro (who was also there). I’m guessing that Clinton, like most other celebrities at a charity event, will probably just take a picture with anyone as long as they’re not a known awful person/mass murderer/Paris Hilton. You’ve got to have some standards. [TMZ]
According to Salon, Jennifer Lawrence may not want a 2nd Oscar right now (once you’ve got one, right?). The star, who is nominated for best supporting actress hasn’t been actively campaigning for the award and, when she was awarded a Golden Globe earlier this year, seemed so shaken and frightened (she asked that no one do this to her ever again) that giving her another award may actually be too traumatizing for her. What a world we live in! (Is Anne Hathaway nominated for anything this year? I bet she’d take it!) (And now I’m listening to “I Dreamed a Dream” again. Thanks, Oscars.)[Salon]
- Chris Brown has been ordered to stay in rehab for another two months. Brown was allegedly disappointed by this news, but reports from the treatment facility indicate that he is doing well in the program. [People]
- Aaron Paul is interested in joining the cast of the Breaking Bad spin-off, Better Call Saul. [L&S]
- Jennie Garth is getting her career back on track. The actress says her wake-up call came when her daughter gave her a book entitled S—- Happens So Get over It. Putting that on my Amazon wish list immediately. [People]
- Marc Jacobs is obsessed with Jessica Lange. Who’s the supreme now, Cordelia? [ONTD]
- Hilary Duff wore rain boots to protect herself from the torrential downpour happening in LA yesterday. The boots are great, but where’s your umbrella and rain jacket, girl? I was caught in that storm, too and boots weren’t going to do anyone any good. WAIT A SECOND, YOU GUYS! Hilary Duff and I were in the same storm![ONTD]
- Brandy says her new haircut makes her feel like a woman. [People]
- Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are two responsible adults who just happen to be having a twitter fight over who wore a pair of shoes better. [Reality Tea]
- George Lopez was arrested for public intoxication making his dream of having something in common with Snooki a reality. [People]
- Kristin Davis is up for another Sex And The City movie but says that the film needs fan support to become a reality. No, Kristin Davis! Let it go! I can’t spend another $15 on this nonsense. [L&S]
- Kourtney Kardashian reveals she hates dating. Funny, dating’s only had nice things to say about you, Kourtney! [L&S]
- Demi Moore went outside after Ashton Kutcher announced his engagement. I don’t know what we were all expecting, that she would stay at home and bar the windows like miss havisham? Adopt a young girl to train to be heartless and have awful taste in choosing movies? News! [US]
- Joan Rivers got attacked with a cake at a red carpet event. Leave Joan Rivers alone![JustJared]
- Helen Mirren is Winona Ryder’s landlord. Can you imagine Helen Mirren coming into your house with a plunger? [Celebitchy]
- Kate Hudson has now been compared to Yoko Ono. Sigh. [Celebitchy]
- Here’s a picture of Shia LaBeouf in a pair of leggings to get your Saturday started right. [JustJared]
- It’s Saturday!