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5d7ba217.pngSay you're a large public university reeling from the recent public airing of a shocking, sordid, twenty-year sexual harassment scandal. Who do you invite to give the commencement address? Click the pic of lecherous education professor Bill Bender for the hilarious answer!

Yup! Clarence Thomas.

Earlier: Bill Bender Fucked Students For 20 Years, Looking Like This

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