Jezebel: Bikini Cory

2008 Jezebel Hall Of Infamy

Sadie Stein — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:00:00 EST

Vanity Fair's "Hall of Infamy" contains Spitzer, Blago, Joe the Plumber, various failed strategists and corrupt Wall Streeters and David Archuleta's father. All bad, but they forgot a few... More »

This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"

Jessica G. — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:00:00 EST

Picture it: the Jezebel nursing home, the year 2068. We'll turn on our headchips to watch the disembodied skull of Oprah host her show, and Jennifer Aniston, having been cryogenically frozen, will have been unfrozen just to make an appearance. Oprah will still ask Jen how she feels about Angelina Jolie and Jen will still think that what Angelina did was "very uncool." We may die, but this story will live on forever.
We found out the hard way that putting garlic up your nono is a no no.
Did we earn our yeast infections the same way Bikini Cory earned her nickname?
Joan Didion: officially more depressing than the mere existence of Bikini Cory.
Not depressing at all: this almost unbearably cute precocious French toddler. We just want to hear lil' Amelie say "crocodeeel" all day long.
Maybe she should have a cute-off with Maru, the box loving kitty from Japan.

BFF: "I'm Known As 'Bikini Cory' Because I Earned It"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

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You really should be watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF. It's like, ANTM-good. The challenges are original and you can tell that the contestants really want to be friends with Paris. On last night's episode, the ladies were asked to pick up guys in Vegas and bring them home. (The challenge winner was the girl who brought home the most guys.) At the end of the episode, Cory-a girl who has admitted to three plastic surgery operations-was up for elimination after it was discovered that she had slept with her friend's ex-husband, one of her friend's ex-boyfriends, and one of her friends' "baby daddies." She pleaded with Paris to not eliminate her in possibly one of the most amazing speeches in elimination-based reality TV ever. Clip above. More »