Bieber's Mad About the Nude Photos, Still Wants You to Know There Was 'Shrinkage'

Justin Bieber is aware that the entire internet has seen his penis (consensus: it’s very nice, but his dad is creepy), and though he isn’t pleased that the nude vacation photos were released, he’d still like you to know that shrinkage was a serious problem. That some serious bragging, Bieber. “That was shrinkage for me,” the Bieber said in an upcoming interview. He added that he felt “violated” by the photos. “My first thing was like, how can they do this? Like, I feel like I can’t step outside and feel like I can go outside naked…You should feel comfortable in your own space.” [Us Weekly]

According to multiple outlets, Lamar Odom is awake and breathing on his own. Odom supposedly said “hey, baby” to Khloe Kardashian, Odom’s not-quite-ex-wife. He also asked to see his two children, 17-year-old Destiny and 13-year-old Lamar Jr. The new follows three days where, according to reports, Odom remained unresponsive and breathing on a ventilator. On Friday, TMZ reported that his heart function had vastly improved. Kardashian continues to make Odom’s medical decisions, along with his father. [NYDN]

Lindsay Lohan is mulling a 2020 run for the presidency. According to her Instagram post, she has 35 years of experience and can tag Unicef.

Paris Hilton was trapped in an elevator in China. She was very uncomfortable. [TMZ]
People are mad at Chelsea Handler for making joke very Chelsea Handleresque joke. [Huffington Post]
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem really, really love U2. [Us Weekly]
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are still dating. I just kind of want better for JLO, you know? [Lainey Gossip]