In today's Tweet Beat, Frankie Muniz is a little late on the Coldplay train, Taylor Swift memes her own brother with her own song and Bette Midler has a creative idea.
I found the plane. DM me.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) March 11, 2014
For those keeping score at home - My Bar-Mitzvah was 19 years ago today. Think it's time to cash in those savings bonds?
— Samm Levine (@SammLevine) March 11, 2014
My pen ran out of ink, so I decided to tweet instead of work. Makes sense, right?
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 11, 2014
I've only listened to 1 song the past three days on repeat. "Magic" by @coldplay all day everyday.
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) March 11, 2014
Catch me on Letterman tonight talking about Divergent and something about a manatee probably
— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) March 11, 2014
Say what you want about be... I may be outta my fuckin mind but at least I'm not fake.
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 11, 2014
New breast implant made out of soy. Tofu Tatas! For men who are lactose intolerant!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 11, 2014
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) March 11, 2014
im most excited about the performance saturday. because it’s free. the shirts we’re giving away there are free. music should be free.
— Childish Gambino (@DonaldGlover) March 11, 2014
I'm on a flight sitting in front of a guy who works for @tmz, and for the third time I just heard him say "who's babysitting Harvey?"
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 11, 2014
NY. Nothing like the energy of my hometown. People be yelling "Fionaaaaa!" at me on 7th avenue. #Shameless
— Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) March 11, 2014
— Gabourey Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) March 11, 2014
There's a new app that helps you to speed read. Now they need one to help you slow down when having sex.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 11, 2014
I'll let you guys read my okcupid profile when I'm done filling it out and see how you feel about it.
— jeannie. (@JeanGreasy) March 11, 2014
I don't need President to be funny. Lincoln was a drag. His only joke was about legs being long enough to reach the ground. Shitty joke.
— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) March 11, 2014
Ugh, major #BachelorHangover this morning. Need an IV of Bloody Mary stat!
— J.P. Rosenbaum (@JP_Rosenbaum) March 11, 2014
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