Jesus, I miss The State.
Mountain Dew, if you know what's up, you'll hire these two geniuses STAT. Further, Kerri Kenney should be in literally everything ever produced. I might stop seeing movies that don't feature her in some sort of a role — I initially typed that as a (terrible) joke, but I think I might stick with it. I'll save money and the annoyance of seeing so many crappy films. No Kerri Kenney, no THANKS.