• Babe Of The Year Scarlett Johansson is "devastated" that her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds, is allegedly canoodlesmushing with Sandra Bullock.

• More bad news for Demi Lovato: A source who worked on her summer tour says the Disney star was, "no stranger to filming her sexual exploits," and a sex tape is expected to be released soon.

• Miley Cyrus's bong hit video was not a commercial. But. Because people are stupid, sales of salvia have increased since Friday, with customers specifically asking for "the stuff Miley was smoking."

• In the ongoing haterade-fueled campaign against Angelina Jolie, the latest is that she's "furious" that Brad Pitt called Courteney Cox after learning that she'd split from David Arquette.

• So. Everything Joaquin Phoenix has been doing for the last two years has been "performance art."

• Demure and ever-so-humble pop star Lady Gaga says her new album will "change the world."

• According to this report, Jennifer Lopez's "diva demands" have delayed her American Idol deal.

• While discussing her Barbra Streisand photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar on Live With Regis & Kelly today, Jennifer Aniston said, "Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!" Now disability advocates are trashing Jen.

• Christina Applegate's rep has confirmed that she and her fiancé Martyn Lenoble are expecting their first child.

• Well, this should be interesting: Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned. [Mirror]

• Alanis Morissette has revealed that she married the rapper Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway at her L.A. home on May 22. "So happy to share with you that my man Souleye and I got married," says Alanis.

[New York, May 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Sienna Miller has reportedly moved back into the London home she shared with Jude Law before they split in 2005. "Now that they are living together again, expect an engagement soon," says a source.

• Last week, Us Weekly declined to publish a photograph picturing Jesse James doing a "Heil Hitler" gesture. But this week, guess who's running the picture?

• Mariah Carey's remix album Angels Advocate, which was set to come out next week, has been canceled. Mimi's management says, "We're looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album... It's a creative process that cannot be rushed."

[Los Angeles, February 17. Image via Pacific Coast News]

• Justin Timberlake's mom Lynn Harless calls Jessica Biel "one of us." She says:

• Mariah Carey called Nick Cannon's radio show and pretended to be a woman who loves watching porn.

• Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush: "I almost died after my [plastic surgery] procedure. I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did… my breathing was five breaths per minute, which is like almost dead." HOWEVER. Her surgeon says:

• Don't cry for Conan O'Brien. Sources say NBC is giving him a $32.5 million severance package. In return, Conan can't host another show until September and NBC gets to keep his characters, including Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

• Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"

• OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:

[Santa Monica, December 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Santa Monica, November 24. Image via Flynet]

• Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]