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OneMillionMoms.com, which is part of the American Family Association, wants people to boycott Ben & Jerry's limited edition flavor Schweddy Balls because ironically, these moms are humorless dicks. The group is clearly aware that it's just a joke because a post on the website describes the skit in detail. They add: More »
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The FTC is challenging POM Wonderful's claims that its products prevent various diseases, saying this is "false and unsubstantiated." Ben & Jerry's will stop labeling products "All Natural" after a public health watchdog pointed out that they contain artificial ingredients. More »
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A Glamour poll about the most "totes hot" guys on late night TV sent Stephen into a Ben & Jerry's-fueled shame spiral yesterday evening. More »
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In honor of Barack Obama, Ben & Jerry's has renamed its Butter Pecan flavor "Yes Pecan" for the month of January. Taste-test volunteers, get in line… behind us. [Eater] More »
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As if you needed another reason to vote, Ben and Jerry's have announced that they'll be handing out free scoops to everyone who places a vote this Election Day! All you have to do is show up at your local Ben and Jerry's Scoop Shop (sadly, you can't just snag a pint from the 7-11 and run out screaming, "I'm a registered voter! I'm above the lawwww!") between 5-8 pm on Nov. 4, show them your "I Voted Today!" sticker, a picture of yourself in front of a voting booth, or do the "I Voted Dance", whatever that may be, and voila! Free ice cream is yours. Because what's sweeter than exercising your right to vote? Exercising your right to vote with chocolate sprinkles on top, of course. [Ben & Jerry's] More »
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In PETA's ongoing quest to alienate as many people from their message as possible, they're now taking on ice cream. Specifically, they want Ben and Jerry's to discontinue the use of cow's milk and use — wait for it — human breast milk. PETA's rationale is that some restauranteur in Switzerland is using breast milk in his food and it's nicer to cows. Apparently no consideration is given to the lactating women who would need to be "milked" to make a single pint of Cherry Garcia, but whatevs. B&J are characteristically laid-back about it, saying, "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child." [WPTZ] More »
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Ben & Jerry's is now doing ice cream-flavored lip balms that come in mini ice cream cartons. Available flavors are Peanut Butter Cup, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Lip smacking indeed! [Fashionista] More »
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Nothing warms the cockles of our hearts more than when the owner of every leading ice cream brand (and also Slim-Fast!) decides to round out its offerings for the binge-purge demographic by inventing a new line of "firming" anti-cellulite lotions marketed under the auspices of aggressive self-acceptance. Unilever, the consumer products conglomerate behind Ben & Jerry's and all those new anti-cellulite lotions you should buy if you are one of those people who is kind of fat and cottage-cheesy but totally comfortable and happy that way (except, like, sorta not?) made a really profound and paradigmic announcement today: No more size zero models in its ads! More »
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