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			<title><![CDATA[Please Stop Reminding Me That Football Season Is Just Around The Corner]]></title>
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				Every year, it starts about late May, first with a whisper, a singular Facebook status update, a Tweet, as passing small talk reference by that coworker who insists on talking to me while I pee in the work bathroom.  <em>Only 100 days away!</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5835052/please-stop-reminding-me-that-football-season-is-just-around-the-corner" title="Click here to read more about Please Stop Reminding Me That Football Season Is Just Around The Corner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 27 Aug 2011 15:43:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Karolina Kurkova, Icon To Those With No Navels]]></title>
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				As <a href="http://jezebel.com/5091892/is-the-nuclear-wintour-out-of-fuel">previously reported</a>, model Karolina Kurkova has <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1086567/Victorias-Secret-model-Karolina-Kurkova-riddle-missing-belly-button.html?ITO=1490">no belly button</a>. She has an indentation, but, says a fashion insider: "It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them on to her whenever she's doing a bikini picture." <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7738144.stm">According to</a> BBC News, Ms. Kurkova has not spoken publicly about her lack of navel. All her rep will say is, "she is not an alien." But apparently she's not alone:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5094835/karolina-kurkova-icon-to-those-with-no-navels" title="Click here to read more about Karolina Kurkova, Icon To Those With No Navels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Being A Dude Who Doesn't Eat Meat Takes Balls]]></title>
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				On the heels of Jessica Simpson wearing a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5016703/jessica-simpson-eats-meat--kelsey-grammer-smiles-after-heart-attack">T-shirt</a> which read "Real Girls Eat Meat," a new <a href="http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=soy-vey-does-eating-tofu-lower-sper-2008-07-23&sc=rss">study</a> was released, claiming that eating tofu can lower a man's sperm count. Soy contains phytoestrogen, which has an impact on semen "quality." But, writing the <em>Guardian</em>, Barbara Ellen <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jul/27/gender.food?gusrc=rss&feed=worldnews">asserts</a> that, less virile or not, male vegetarians are <em>sexy</em>. Writes Ms. Ellen:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5029967/being-a-dude-who-doesnt-eat-meat-takes-balls" title="Click here to read more about Being A Dude Who Doesn't Eat Meat Takes Balls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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