Some extra-suave, extra-classy modern day Don Draper has devised a viral marketing campaign for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets, according to this 4 minute and 36 second long rapturous ode, are delicious meat-pouches that you put in the microwave when you want to feel sexy — which I would say is a very accurate characterization, having drunkenly stuffed one of the frozen meat pouches into a dorm-room microwave myself.
In this Hot Pockets ad, Kate Upton falls asleep after fangoriously devouring a steaming Hot Pocket (Kate Upton does not burn her mouth on the Hot Pocket, a product whose eponym is the word "hot," which indicates that she's probably the Mother of Dragons. Alternatively, it indicates that she is accustomed to being objectified in extreme temperatures. Idk.).