Behemoth Pink Diamond Fetches $83 Million

If it wasn’t Kermie buying it for Miss Piggy then I don’t want to fucking hear about it.

The Pink Star diamond is described as a “vivid and flawless” 59.6 carat and it went for auction in Geneva yesterday for about $20 million over what was expected. I mean, damn. All that money in the world and nobody has bought me an Infinity Edge pool yet.