Jezebel: Bees

All It Takes Is 25 Million Bees To Make People Really Freak Out

Anna North — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:00:00 EDT

Um, so in Utah a truck full of bees crashed on the highway and all the bees got out and started stinging people? And then everyone on the road had to keep their windows shut to keep the bees from getting in and stinging them while they were driving, or else there would be a chain reaction of beestings and crashes and then the entire world would explode? More »

The Secret Life Of Bees

Anna Holmes — Tue, 18 May 2010 11:10:00 EDT

[Boetzingen, Germany; May 17. Image via AP]

Things To Do With Your Sister Today

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:40:00 EST

Pose together in racy lingerie — making sure her leg is between yours — like in this Keeping Up With The Kardashians ad in all the tabloids. Later, make like a honeybee and fart on her, hoping she'll die. [Wired] More »

Discovered: The Secret To Cats' Cries • Brides Forced To Undergo Virginity Test

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:20:00 EDT

• Scientists in the UK have discovered that cats are more manipulative than we think; felines frequently embed a meow or yowl for food within their purrs, which creates a weird combination of happy-needy that humans readily respond to. • More »

The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:00:00 EST

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On last night's episode of The Simpsons, die-hard environmentalist, animal lover, and feminist hero Lisa became upset about an epidemic that was killing off all the bees in Springfield. She ran to her dad Homer for help, who wasn't nearly as sympathetic, saying that now he'll get stung less and his sandwiches won't get walked on. When Lisa tried to explain to him that bees pollinate flowers, he called flowers the "painted whores of the plant world." Then she appealed to his heart through is stomach, telling him that there would be no more honey. This made him have a daymare about what an apocalyptic, honey-less future would be like. Clip above. More »

Britney's Hitting The Bottle Again

Anna Holmes — Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:00 EDT

Sigh. Britney's back on the sauce. [PerezHilton]