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			<title><![CDATA[Your Bed Is Going To Eat Your House]]></title>
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				There's a terrifying new trend threatening to destroy lives across Britain. And that trend is: bigger beds.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5840243/your-bed-is-going-to-eat-your-house" title="Click here to read more about Your Bed Is Going To Eat Your House">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Modern Couples, Separate Beds]]></title>
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				Apparently, people aren't sleeping together anymore. It's <em>Leave It To Beaver</em>, but with different rationales.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5596547/modern-couples-separate-beds" title="Click here to read more about Modern Couples, Separate Beds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:08:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Breaking: Augusten Burroughs Is Weird]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #augustenburroughs" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #augustenburroughs" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/augustenburroughs/">Augusten Burroughs</a> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/22/garden/22burroughs.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">lives in a bankrupt building</a> with exposed wiring, sleeps and works in a crazily draped bed, and claims his "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sensoryprocessingdisorder" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sensoryprocessingdisorder" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sensoryprocessingdisorder/">sensory processing disorder</a>" makes him remember things better than other people. Also, his mom is writing a memoir. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/22/garden/22burroughs.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">NYT</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5387779/breaking-augusten-burroughs-is-weird" title="Click here to read more about Breaking: Augusten Burroughs Is Weird">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Strange Bedfellows]]></title>
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				Do you long for a naked man to keep you warm at night? Freaked out by the idea of a <a href="http://jezebel.com/354341/its-getting-serious-my-first-week-with-brendan-my-boyfriend-pillow">boyfriend pillow</a>? Well, we found the <a href="http://www.gigglesugar.com/2120309">perfect duvet set</a> for you! <a href="http://www.twisterduvetcover.co.uk/">Twister Duvet Covers</a>, the duvet cover store for fans of the useless gag gift and ironic t-shirt sections of Urban Outfitters, has a duvet cover that crosses that subtle yet distinct line between silly and crazy. The duvet is a nude and headless white man (or <a href="http://www.twisterduvetcover.co.uk/product.php?id=3">white woman</a>!) covering his bits on a blank white cover. Ah loneliness, how ye toy with the pathetic heart. [<a href="http://www.gigglesugar.com/2120309">GiggleSugar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5057302/strange-bedfellows" title="Click here to read more about Strange Bedfellows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Can You Get A Decent Night's Sleep With A Loved One In Bed?]]></title>
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				There is nothing like the blissful, thoroughly entangled sleep enjoyed in the arms of a new beau... to remind you of the cruel impermanence of  first love, the dopaminal mirage that is the notion you can ever be truly content with someone else, how monogamy sucks and nothing ever lasts etc. etc. etc. Know what I mean? Because let's face it: sleeping in the same bed as your boyfriend all the time sucks, a sad truth addressed in the March <a href="http://www.elle.com/featurefullstory/13232/sleep-disorders-elle-march-2008-page3.html"><em>Elle</em></a> by a woman, Ruth Davis Konigsberg, whose husband Eric is a talented feature writer for the <em>New York Times</em> but who the fuck cares; it's not like he's running for president, the point is he <em>snores.</em> And violently kick his legs upwards in the middle of the night, a condition called Periodic Limb Movement Disorder, or PLMD, which seems as good a reason as any to vilify the pharmaceutical industry once more for assigning a technical name to another behavior exhibited by EVERY BOYFRIEND I EVER HAD/go in for a Klonopin prescription. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/363789/can-you-get-a-decent-nights-sleep-with-a-loved-one-in-bed" title="Click here to read more about Can You Get A Decent Night's Sleep With A Loved One In Bed?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:30:33 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Moe]]></dc:creator>
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