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This Is The House That Grey's Anatomy Built

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:11:00 EDT

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$3,695,000 will get you five bedrooms, five and a half bathrooms, a pool, fruit trees, a covered veranda off the master bedroom and a study that makes it look like you read, courtesy of one Shonda Rimes. More »

Repent, And Salahi No More: Celebrity Names That Should Be Verbs

Anna North — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:40:00 EST

Wall Street Journal writer Mark Helprin says those "strange pinheads," Tarek and Michaele Salahi, deserve their own verb. He also lists some other famous people whose names have entered the common lexicon — but we can think of more. More »

Sick! The Daily Show Spoofs Glenn Beck

LatoyaPeterson — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

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Poor Glenn Beck: First he goes into the hospital with appendicitis, then, when he can't fight back, Jon Stewart goes and uncovers Real America's vast internal organ conspiracy - and introduces the 11/3 project. More »

John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT

John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]

Tom Ford To Bequeath His Devastatingly Attractive Genes To A Baby?

Jennifer — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Oh lord: Tom Ford is having a baby in 2008. It will be "biologically" his, not his partner Richard Buckley's. "I don't want to get to 75 years old and just have made a lot of dresses, done some houses." In the same interview: "I don't find a guy's cock or a woman's vagina offensive; in fact, I find them beautiful." So will he be penetrating one to achieve this demonspawn? He probably won't be able to keep them off him! "I was having sex with girls when I was 14, and that was because they were pouncing on me." [Fashion Week Daily]

Which Songs Never Fail To Break Your Heart?

Moe — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:30:15 EST

Crappy Valentine's! And welcome to our all-time favorite hateful love songs post. The thing about love songs is that they only seem good when you're really really miserable thanks to love. In fact, if you're in a relationship and you find yourself listening to, say, "Divorce Song" or "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart" or "Unsatisfied" or "She's Gone"...or "I Want You" or "Song Cry" or anything Smiths or off that pink Beck breakup album or that suicidal wrenching Jennifer Hudson number from Dreamgirls...yeah, you're maybe not going to be in that relationship long because that song is actually trying to break your heart. Anyway! In the spirit of this, which is to say, the fact that the only thing any of us single people ever got from love was an iPod full of aborted dreams... More »