A truce has finally been called in the great New York-Chicago Pizza War of 2013. While the two sides will never fully agree on thin crust vs. deep dish, they can agree on this: The enemy of my enemy is my friend and, here, our shared enemy is the California pizza. Seriously, fuck that thing. It's a focaccia with a salad on top.

That's not to say that PIZZA BOSS KING OF DECIDING WHAT ALL PIZZA SHOULD LOOK LIKE Jon Stewart didn't throw a few final jabs in Chicago's direction. (What are you doing, Jon?! Negotiations are fragile! FRAGILE!)

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He even got Steve Buscemi, Ferris Bueller and Michael Strahan to back him up.

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But ultimately the alliance held fast.

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If only this could have happened before so many people got hurt.