Jezebel: Beach

The Swimsuit Just For Ladies Who Want To Set Things On Fire

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:10:00 EDT

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Fuck You, Cheryl Burke

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 12:28:00 EST

[We have ANOTHER fucking Snowpocalypse here, and you are all pretty and happy in your glorious watermelon bikini, damn you. Just look at the color of the water! FUCK. Dominican Republic, January 20. Images via Pacific Coast News Online.] More »

New York Post Cruelly Mocks Non-Famous Older Lady

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 16:14:00 EST

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It's pretty fucked up to compare former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt to an innocent gray-haired lady who just happened to be nearby, and call the lady, who is probably someone's grandma, "lumpy." Nice job, New York Post. More »

Australia Now Just Rubbing It In Our Faces

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 10:55:18 EST

Sydney, December 25: English tourist Mark Meagher, center, dives to hit a volleyball to his mates while celebrating Christmas Day at Bondi beach. Stupid jerks with their sunshine and their relaxation. (Image via AP)

Common Checks Out Serena Williams' Ass-sets

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 12:40:00 EDT

[Additional shot of Serena after the jump! Miami Beach, October 4. Image via Splash.]

A Day At The Beach With Coco And Ice-T

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:12:00 EDT

In New York right now, it is 53°, overcast and drizzly. But in Miami Beach, the high is 85°, and Coco Austin (along with husband Ice-T) is soaking up the rays with a sunny attitude! More »

When A Spray Tan Simply Won't Do

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:34:00 EDT

[Warnemuende, August 31. Women are seen in beach chairs at the Baltic Sea beach of Warnemuende, northern Germany. Image via AP]

Life's A Beach

Anna Holmes — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:10:00 EDT

[Beijing, June 6. Image via AP]

Strong Enough To Be Her Man

Jessica Coen — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:50:00 EDT

[Bahamas, May 28. Image via Splash.]

Sisters Christian

Anna Holmes — Tue, 18 May 2010 12:10:00 EDT

[Cannes, May 17. Image via Getty]

Hope Floats

Anna Holmes — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:10:00 EST

[Perth, January 26. Image via Getty]

The Motion Of The Ocean

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:15:00 EST

[Rio De Janeiro, Brazil; December 21. Image via Getty.]

The Frozen One

Anna Holmes — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:10:00 EST

[Brighton, England; December 18. Image via Getty]

Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:40:00 EDT

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What the hell happened? More »

Sex On The Beach Spreads Disease

Anna North — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:40:00 EDT

Thinking of having sex on the beach or in the pool this summer? Watch out! Pools can dissolve condoms, and sand could give you a UTI. Instead, have sex in a sterile room while wearing a biohazard suit. [LiveScience] More »

Andy Auctions Off Nude Tennis Lesson • Dubai Beach Sex Couple Get 3 Months In Jail

Maria — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:30:00 EDT

• Andy Roddick auctioned off a nude private tennis lesson at Elton John's Advanta World Team Tennis Smash Hits AIDS Benefit over the weekend. The winning bid? $15,000. • Speaking of nudes, Playboy is unveiling the Playboy Wine Collection, a limited series of wines that range from $90 to $320/bottle and feature different Playboy covers. • Meanwhile, Playboy Enterprises Inc is shutting down its DVD operations to free up more resources for making online porn. • The recently unveiled 2008 Physical Activity Guidelines recommends at least 150 minutes a week of moderate-intensity aerobic activity for women during pregnancy and the postpartum period. • More »

Beach-Loving Turkish Women: In Hot Water

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Over the weekend, E! aired a nauseating show called 30 Best & Worst Beach Bodies. Talking heads lauded Fergie for being fit, while saying things like "Star Jones should not be in a bikini" and that, instead of a brief Euro swim trunks, Arnold Schwarzenegger should wear a T-shirt and long shorts. Apparently, the beach is not just for enjoying the sea breeze and a refreshing dip in the water: in the U.S., it's for judging the bodies of others. And in Turkey, the beach is a hotbed of controversy. Islamic tourism is the fastest-growing segment of Turkey's billion-dollar industry, reports the Independent. Islamic hotels have separate pools for men and women, though the beaches are no longer segregated (the coast is a "public space.") A well-known columnist, Nihal Bengisu Karaca, took her husband and son down some cliffs in search of secluded inlets to swim in. And when she did hit a beach, she wore a hasema, which she says looks "like a Ku Klux Klan cloak." More »

William H. Macy & Felicity Huffman Frolic By The Sea

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:15:00 EDT